Seriously? OMG! WTF?

People
Jersey Shore’s Pauly D invaded the Magic Kingdom and corrupted poor innocent Goofy. He taught the lovable dog to fist, or should I say paw, pump. We need to stop this Jersey Shore madness in its track or before we know it everything we hold dear will be Jersey Shorified and we don’t want that. I like my Twilight white skin and don’t want to get it fake tanned.

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