Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Christian kids have Elf on the Shelf, Jewish kids have Mensch on a Bench, but what do Atheist kids have? Thanks to Late Night on Seth Meyers they now have Skeptic on a Stick, which really should go by Dick on a Stick because that is what he is. He ruins all the other holidays, which is good for them but it totally crushed my holiday spirit. Bah humbug!