It was really hot in LA yesterday, so we all wanted to wear as little as clothes as possible.
Fergie put on a pair of short shorts to watch USA play in the Woman’s World Cup with her friends. Then when they won, her friends got her to take part in a spontaneous photoshoot and those Daisy Dukes revealed more than she wanted. They put her humps on display for everyone to see. And that’s why she called them her lovely lady lumps in that song because that is what they are.