Conan’s Jordan Schlansky decided to pose with some live turkeys and I guess he told them some of the facts that only he knows and cares about like how many turkeys are killed each year for human consumption. I say that because one of the birds bit him. Something his boss, Conan O’Brien, would love to do but legally cannot. Which makes you wonder if the late night host dressed up as a turkey just so that he could get away with pecking on his associate producer?