As soon as most people saw Jeff Bezos’ rocketship, they thought it looked like a penis.
Even Michael Bublé thought it, but there was also something else that reminded him of a dick in his life. “Jeff Bezos may have built a rocket but my wife grew this zucchini in its likeness, so who’s winning now?! 🚀 🍆,” he wrote.
His wife might be winning, but the crooner is losing. Because that zucchini looks a lot like the one that we saw in the third episode of Sex/Life. If I were Luisana Lopilato, I would be using that vegetable for a purpose it was not intended for, and then I would Netflix & Chill with it.