Katy Perry’s tour has been such a disaster that even her bra tried to get away with her.
The other night, while she was “dancing” at one of her Las Vegas dates, her bra attempted to come off. However, it miraculously stayed on. Because as she told the audience, “Sorry guys, you did not pay that much.”
Whatever they did pay was way too much. There is a drunk person at the slot machines dancing to Wayne Newton, who is more interesting than that thing she calls dancing. I have seen toddlers who can barely walk dance better than that.
Seriously, whoever is advising her hates her. Or they are being paid really well to tell her she is great and then laugh their asses off at her when she is not in the room.
I could so not keep a straight face if she asked me how her concert was. Even a high Drew Carey would be like, “I am going to put my dick in the blender Phish gave me after their show at the Sphere in Vegas because that is less painful than watching her show.”
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