File this under things we do not know about Eric Stonestreet, he can actually play the drums. A few months ago, he contacted A&F Drum Company to make him a one-man drumming kit and they did. Today on Instagram, he debuted the A&F Drum Co. Mini-Marching Kit and it is pretty bitchin’. I would actually like hear him put on a one man show with it.
What would be even better, is if he dressed up as a Fizbo the Clown, wore the drums and played them on Modern Family. It is totally something Cam would do! And to make it even better, Gloria can sing a song to his beat like Pat Benatar’s Hit Me With Your Best Shot. Plus, imagine all sexual innuendo jokes they can do with it? I can already see the whole episode in my head, can’t you?