Katy Perry has finally released the music video for her chart topping song Roar and it’s so bad that I decided to live Tweet how awful it is.
:15 She’s in a plane crash and her dress is ripped, but there’s no blood and her makeup is perfect.
:40 The tiger attacked the wrong person. If it had attacked her, our misery would now be over.
:43 Her acting here is why she only did voice over work in The Smurfs movies.
1:25 Is she trying to make love to the camera here? If so, the camera was left wanting more.
1:45 She’s trapped on an island for a while, yet her makeup is perfect and so is her hair.
1:55 She’s showering and yes her makeup is still perfect under all of that water.
2:40 Now she keeps saying how we are going to hear her roar, but all she does is go “oh, oh, oh, oh.” Since when does roaring sound like that? So when are we going to hear her roar like she keeps saying?
3:10 Is her roaring scaring the tiger away or is it her bad breath? I am assuming by all of the blurriness it’s her breath.
3:40 Did the monkey just fart in her face? Please say yes, please.
4:20 The End!!!
This video like her song is too over produced and that is why neither is working for me.
