So, I am going through my Twitter feed, and these Wienerschnitzel slippers caught my attention. Why? Isn’t it obvious? They look vajayjays!
Like this is the perfect gift for the man in your life who has always wanted to use his foot down there. Now, he can finally live out that fantasy without you.
Plus, it goes great with all of my phallic tchotchkes.
The only problem is they are not for sale. You have to win them by ordering via their app. So I am going to be sucking on a lot of hot dogs to get the prize! And so far, that hasn’t worked out for me.
