On Saturday, the shoppers at the Home Depot in Sugar Land, Tx were in for quite a surprise when an 800lbs alligator wandered into the parking lot there. According to KTRK, the person who caught Godzilla was a 30 year old female dental hygienist who weighs about an 1/8th of what the large reptile weighs. Which I am sure emasculated most of the men who were shopping at the hardware store.
So what happens to Godzilla now? He is off to a farm where he will spend the rest of life mating and getting fed every day. Now you know why he went to Home Depot? I would want that life too, sex and food, what more can you ask for?
