Sharon Osbourne was on Conan O’Brien’s TBS late night show yesterday and he asked her why Simon Cowell wants to fire her. She thinks it is because she said he suffers from small pen!s syndrome and that is why he has to brag that he banged all of those women. Then Conan said he knows about “small pen!ses” but once he realized what he just said he totally backtracked on that statement. So I wonder is that his way of admitting he is like Cowell down there?
And talking about down there, Sharon also told Conan about the nude picture that her husband Ozzy Osbourne Tweeted her. He was standing their butt naked with a rose coming out of his arse. I hope he made sure the stem was thornless or that will hurt like the Dickens when he pulls it out. But then again according to Sharon it sounds like it might hurt when he pulls his big willy out, so maybe it is about time he experienced the pain…
