Yesterday was Heavy Metal night on Dancing with the Stars, and everyone, including the judges, dressed like they were in a Metal band from the ’80s.
Even though we didn’t see his legs from behind the judges’ table, Derek Hough put on leather pants. However, he couldn’t get them off. Because as he found out, sweating due to the spotlight focused on him will make the pants become one with you.
If only he remembered the lesson Ross Gellar taught us: Baby powder is your best friend when wearing cow skin.
But he didn’t remember it in time. And now he and those pants are like a Groupie who meets her idol!
Poor Derek. Once he finally splits with pants, he is going to have to try to find a way to brush all of that hairspray out of his faux hawk. The ’80s were not for the faint of heart. Thus, why Gen Xers are so tough.
