Dax Shepard was on Conan last night and he told Conan O’Brien that he wants to fight the cast of The Expendables 2. Now before you think the future-Mr Kristen Bell is a complete idiot, he doesn’t want to fight the younger members of the cast like Terry Crews, Jason Statham or Randy Couture. He wants to take on the oldies Sylvester Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Chuck Norris and Dolph Lundgren. He thinks he would be able to take them on and actually win because he is younger than them. But let’s be real if this match were to really happen, the Parenthood star will be making like his movie and be Hit and Run like the wind. Seriously does he really think that Rocky/Rambo couldn’t knock him out with one punch? Yes Dax is tall, but Sly’s muscles are the six of Dax’s lean body.
And he should really be afraid of the cast because he used some fighting words against the first movie, he describe a part of it by saying “This is the gayest scene I have ever seen in a movie and I have seen gay sex movies.” I so can’t wait for the day when he meets up with some of the cast of the movie, you know because they will show him what it means when you put your foot in your mouth…literally.
