Seriously? OMG! WTF? » David Hasselhoff threatens to go all Lorena Bobbit on his daughter’s boyfriend
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November 2nd, 2006 under David Hasselhoff/Baywatch

David Hasselhoff has threatened to chop off his daughter’s boyfriend’s penis. The actor – who has two daughters, 16-year-old Taylor Ann and Hayley, 14 – is very protective of his children and has warned prospective boyfriends to be on their best behaviour with his girls. Hasselhoff told Elle magazine: "My oldest daughter is dating an older boy, so I said to her, ‘You’re only 16. There’s plenty of time to have sex and fall in love.’ To him, I said, ‘If you hurt my daughter in any way, I will take you outside and I will cut your thing off. I will have no problem spending the rest of my life in prison.’" The former ‘Baywatch’ actor also says he wears cartoon hats to disguise himself when he is out in public. David said: "I sometimes wear a Goofy hat from Disney, with the Goofy ears and stuff. But then people come up to me and say, ‘Why are you wearing that Goofy hat, Mr Hasselhoff?’"

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Isn’t it bad enough that he is their dad, why does he have to pull that crap? Poor girl.

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