Darren Criss is in a small group. That group is celebrities who give their children stupid names.
Jason Lee names his son Pilot Inspektor. Kimye went with North, Saint, Chicago, and Psalm. Elon Musk and Grimes chose X AE A-Xii. And now Criss is a member because he named his son “⭐️ Brother László Criss ⭐️”
And when people were like, is that really his first name, he added this line to his social media post, “…and yes his first name is Brother ”
What was he thinking? Even his daughter, Bluesy Belle, 2, is going to be like I am not going to call my brother Brother. Imagine the people he dates; “this is my lover, Brother.” Others will think he has given himself to the religious brotherhood. And then his nickname will be Bro.
But all of the above won’t be the case. Because as soon as he can, he will ask to go by Laz. And would anyone blame him?
Finally, there are so many better names they could have gone with, like Chris or Cross.
One more thing, lil’ Laz is just the cutest!
