My feeling so far on the dancers:
Joey Lawrence – Look I grew up with, so even though he was stiff as a board, I will give him the benefit of the doubt and say nerves got the best of him. He will not win, but he will stick around for a while. I just want some hair on the top of his head!
Sara Evans – She was boring, but she has the soap star votes. What does that mean? Because she is a country singer she will have the South voting for her, and we all know how that helps American Idol get the winner every year.
Tucker Carlson – To quote *NSYNC “bye bye bye” I loved him last night, but there is no way in heck that he will get enough votes to surpass Shanna. His choreographer must be a Jon Stewart fan because keeping him the chair for half the dance killed any chance he might have had. Not that he had one, but still.
Monique Coleman – Like I said if she was not dancing Louis van Amstel, she would be out. No one knows who she is and he became a celeb after dancing with Lisa Rinna last year. This is a case where the dancer is bigger than the star.
Emmitt Smith – Cheryl Burke can choreograph. She is the best choreographer of Dancing with the Stars! Do I think Emmitt was as great as the judges said, no? But do I want to see him go, heck no. He will be in the competition for a while, but will not win.
Wila Ford – Will be out soon because she does not have the popular vote. But of all the women dancers she had that ballroom look. I hope she stays a little while longer. But first low score she is out of there.
Mario “Dimples” Lopez – Those hips! Dang he can charm the pants off of any girls with those moves. What I loved most about him is how humble he was. That was not act, that was him. And I hope he will be that humble when he wins.
Shanna Moakler – She looks so cheap, not like a ballroom dancer. I think if she would’ve scored any lower than they she did last night she would be out. She will not last much longer because most people do not know who she is and what they do is all about her is she getting a divorce from some tattooed guy and they fought it on some website.
Harry Hamlin – He has two things going for him. One he is married to last year’s most popular contestant, Lisa Rinna. The second is he is dancing with Ashly Delgrosso. She is one of the most popular choreographers of DWTS. If Master P was dancing with any other choreographer last year he would’ve been out week one. I think Harry will remain through half the show at least.
Vivaca A Fox – She will be the winner of the women. She looked and danced great. As much I do not like her or choreographer. She kicked butt as though this was Kill Bill 3 and not Dancing with the Stars 3.
Jerry Springer – I loved him. He will go far, just on the entertainment factor. Plus he really will pick up the dancing moves as time goes on.
Last night was good, but the nerves made a lot of the dancers stiff. So come next week the competition will really begin, and I can not wait! I hope Mario Lopez keeps getting those Latin numbers and shakes those hips! Although his suaveness will be romantic for a slow dance.
So tune in tonight to see Tucker Carlson get the swan song. We hardly knew you bowtie man!
BTW you can still vote here.
