According to news reports, The Buffalo Bills will no longer be playing on New Era Field. The sports apparel company has parted ways with the football team. As soon as Tushy Bidet heard the news, they threw their leftover toilet paper into the ring or onto the field.
Orchard Park is the crown jewel of the New York sporting landscape and one of the great environments in football. The city houses the stadium for the Buffalo Bills and, maybe more importantly, is home to the Bills Mafia. The fans who are part of the Bills Mafia love their traditions and possess a continued fondness for them. This includes drinking alcohol out of bowling balls, jumping through tables, and spraying ketchup on each other.
With the news that New Era is dropping naming rights to the Bills stadium, TUSHY – a provider of bidet attachments that transforms any traditional toilet into a booty wonderland – would like to announce a bid of up to $12,500,000 for the naming rights to the stadium and name it “TUSHY Stadium.”
Additionally, TUSHY would like to deploy portable toilets equipped with its bidet across parking lots and tailgating venues for every Bills home game in 2020 and 2021.
Lastly, assuming the offer is accepted, TUSHY would like to work to bring a college football bowl game to Orchard Park and host the first-ever “Toilet Bowl.”
Please take some time to consider our offer.
I very much look forward to hearing from you!
Sincerely,
Miki Agrawal
Founder of TUSHY
I really hope the Bills take them up on the offer. Not only because I love the idea of hearing sports announcers saying having to say Tushy Stadium, but also as someone who went to the University of Miami. I would love to see the Miami Hurricanes play the Toilet Bowl. Although, I think FSU and UF are more suited for it.
Seriously, there are sh!ttier names they could be stuck with like Ex-Lax Field or Summer’s Eve Stadium. Plus, $12.5 million is a nice chunk of change. I have done worse for $12.50.
