The other night during his monologue Conan O’Brien talked about the man with the World’s Largest Penis. The TBS late host said that man “claims it ruined his acting career.” Then he added, “On the plus side, it did get me my own late show.”
After loving the applauds, he sadly revealed it was not true. And yet, I cannot stop staring at his crotch to see if there might be the tiniest truth to what he said. It did not hurt that he unbuttoned his jacket giving us a full view.
Unfortunately for him, I have seen those specials about that man he is talking about. The real owner of that massive appendage makes Jon Hamm look like what we think Donald Trump looks like down there.
