Conan O’Brien is in Austria filming another episode of Conan O’Brien Must Go. If you’re in Vienna, what do you do besides sing Falco’s Vienna Calling?
Seriously, I am 1/4 Austrian, and even I don’t know what to do. While that is me? This year’s Oscar host did know what to do. He wrote, “When in Vienna, one MUST dress as Freud and analyze strangers’ dreams. I was just kicked out of a Starbucks.”
Who would’ve thought that people at a coffee shop would not want to talk sex? I thought everyone enjoyed discussing it. But that just might be me! Sex talk always gets me excited!
And now talking about sex with Conan Freud is my newest fetish! So, I need a man to dress up as Conan, dressed up as Sigmund Freud to talk dirty to me. Then I will let him Freudian Slip me!
How the hell did I get there? I guess Freud was right.
