Yesterday on Conan O’Brien, they did their popular segment, “What Conan’s Watching.” Basically, they make up their own descriptions for television shows via the info button.
For example, for Million Dollar Listing: Los Angeles, the screen said, “Wanna see what a million dollars gets you in Los Angeles? Hope you like sh!tholes.” Or for House of Cards it is written as, “A crazy fictional world where the President of the United States loses his job for being a sexual harasser.” For the Today show it reads, “If you a male host whose penis doesn’t work, please give us a call.”
Then when he got to This Is Us, things got ugly. It’s description started out innocently enough as, “Get the Kleenex ready!” But then it took a more shocking turn than most the drama’s final few seconds with, “That’s right, you are going to want to masturbate to this show.” As hot the men are on this show, I never said, oh I need to pleasure myself afterwards. Several glasses of wine, yes. But never, let me know show this show how much I love it. What about you?
But wait, there is one more. They saved the best, or maybe worst for last, and it is for Young Sheldon. The information for this season’s #1 new comedy is, “Or as Kevin Spacey calls it, “Exactly the Right Age Sheldon.” So wrong, and yet so right. And that is why we love the TBS host, he is not afraid to go there. Boy, does he goes there!
