Forget Cocaine Bear. Let’s not even talk about TMNT: Mutant Mayhem. Little Mermaid, who? Those are not the movies that everyone is going to want to see this year. So what is it? Cocaine Crabs from Outer Space deserves that title.
When a couple of intergalactic space crabs land on Earth, they encounter the one thing they didn’t expect… A duo of dumb frat boys force-feeding them cocaine! As it turns out, cocaine gives space crabs an overbearing impulse to kill! Their string of peculiar homicides has Detective Charlie Reese thinking that something smells fishy… literally! But, when he explains to his Captain that crabs may be causing the grisly murders, he is quickly dismissed. Trying to back up his theory, Detective Reese seeks the help of a sea life expert, but the best local help he can find is a pet store employee named ‘Alex Bailey.’ Convinced that the detective may be onto something, the two of them find themselves teaming up in the deadly wake of the coked-out crabs!
If the plot is not enough to make you want to get high with it, then the expensive special effects are going to draw you in like crabs to butter sauce.
And once you see it, you are going to be addicted for life! And I don’t want to go to rehab if that means I can’t watch Cocaine Crabs from Outer Space over and over and over and over again!
SRS Cinema doesn’t have a release date on this future classic, but I hope they don’t wait too long because I need my fix, and I need it now.
UPDATE: Pre-sales for the movie start on Thursday at 7p, and it will start shipping in late August.
