CBS is the butt of all jokes with a contest they currently having to send you to NY for a free colonoscopy. I am not sh!tting you, watch the commercial above and see how you can enter to be flown the big apple and have a tube with a camera shoved up your ass. Now how you thought you would finally be on camera for CBS. But before you get the exam and after you have tasted all of the fine dining the city has to offer, drink up that drink that will make it all of that yummy food come out in several trips to the bathroom at that five star hotel they are putting you up in. So even though you get three days in NY, one is spent in the bathroom and the other at the doctors, that sounds like as much fun as having a colonoscopy. Oh wait.
Seriously if CBS wants to skew younger, why are they offering a contest for a health exam that is suppose to start when you are 50. If they want to skew younger offer a breast exam, I know I had some of best ones when I was growing up in NYC and would gladly go back for some more.
And I wonder how CBS got Ozzy Osbourne to do it, I mean I know that Sharon Osbourne is a colon cancer survivor but I am sure he would rather bite the head off of a bat then realize she got him to take part in this campaign.
Oh and did I mention I saw this add during The Big Bang Theory, gives the title of the show that beat American Idol in the demo, a whole new meaning. Don’t you think?
Editor’s note – even though I made a sh!t load of jokes in this post, colonoscopies are very serious and I think that everyone needs to get them. I just have a huge a$$ problem with how CBS went about promoting how people need to get it done. I guess now we know why they go by CBS because they like to C Butt Sh!t.
