Let’s be honest. Most jobs suck balls. And you want to tell your boss to Fuck This Job. Well, Wheeler Walker Jr. wrote a song that is all about that. And we can sing it and dream.
The singer even found a way to rhyme cock with clock and hassle with asshole. And it just keeps getting better after that.
So when you are having a bad day at work, listen to this. It is so much more relatable than those old anti-work anthems Johnny Paycheck’s Take This Job And Shove It and Todd Ruddgren’s Bang the Drum All Day. This is how we really feel.
This tune is off of Walker’s upcoming album Ram, which comes out on September 15th. To see the NSFW tracklist, then click here!
Let’s be honest, Adele’s latest album is not as good as her other ones. So much so that yesterday, people were bashing her NBC concert special yesterday.
So, what is different about 30 as compared to her previous records? Naughty country singer, Wheeler Walker Jr, has a theory. He said, “I was listening to that new Adele. Gd damn, that is some boring f*cking sh!t, man. Who listens to that f*cking sh!t? I got to be honest with you. I used to like Adele when she was fat, and now she lost all that weight. And now she is just a f*cking skinny, basic, f*king bitch. Man, that new album is a f*cking bore. You know what it sounds like, sounds like she is fucking hungry. She is thinking about chicken fingers and boring the f*ck out of me.” Then he concluded with, “Adele get fat again. Get good again. You suck right now.”
Do you agree with him? Is that why 30 is as exciting as turning 30? Not that I would know because I am going to be 29 forever.
Back to Wheeler Walker Jr. If you are TikTok, then you have heard his songs, including F*cked By a County Boy. If you haven’t heard it, get lost on his YouTube page. I promise it is worth it.
