Ever since it was announced that NY is finally allowing same-sex marriages, people have been wanting Bert and Ernie to finally tie the knot. It has even gone as far as with a petition with over 5,000 signatures asking that that the two Sesame Street puppets get married. Well today Sesame Workshop issued a statement saying that ain’t going to happen. They wrote on Facebook, “Bert and Ernie are best friends. They were created to teach preschoolers that people can be good friends with those who are very different from themselves. Even though they are identified as male characters and possess many human traits and characteristics (as most Sesame Street Muppetsâ„¢ do), they remain puppets, and do not have a sexual orientation.” And to that I say if Kermit and Miss Piggy can get it on, why can’t Bert and Ernie? I say it is 2011 it is OK for them to finally admit that they are more than just “friends”, so let them do it!!! They might not be anatomically correct, but that doesn’t mean they can’t have love in their lives. After all they are fisted up their butts all the time! Well they are, aren’t they?
Back in Miami Rick Sanchez was known for saying “Shocking shocking news” and boy did he make some about himself. Yesterday Rick Sanchez was on Stand-Up with Pete Dominick and he called Jon Stewart a bigot and said this about his former bosses, “I’m telling you that everybody who runs CNN is a lot like Stewart, and a lot of people who run all the other networks are a lot like Stewart, and to imply that somehow they, the people in this country who are Jewish, are an oppressed minority? Yeah,” so CNN fired him today. After listening to the interview in its entirety, I completely think CNN made the right decision. If you listen to that interview, you will hear that he said more offensive things during the chat than the quotes that were picked up by the media. He obviously has a huge a$$ chip on his shoulder and needs to get over it.
Well I guess on a positive note for him now he has more time to promote his book, that is if anyone still wants to read it???
We have all thought at one point that Zsa Zsa Gabor’s husband, Frederic von Anhalt is a little eccentric, and now we might have some proof of that? According to Brietbart he wants his wife to be plastinated after she dies. He reportedly told Bild, “My wife has always dreamt that her beauty would be immortal,” he said, “I would like to show the plastinated body of Zsa Zsa Gabor in the context of a scene in one of her films.” OK, I am totally creeped out by that if it is true especially because I looked up what plastination is and here you can check out Gunther von Hagen’s (the man who would reportedly do the deed) website about it.
I always thought taxidermy was disgusting, but plastination is even more horrifying. OK, I need a new image in my head…cute living kitties playing with awwwdorable living babies…oh sh!t why is that image turning into zombies wanting to eat my brains. Help…
There are so many things wrong with the 2 year old boy who smokes, and now that CBS Early Show has gone to Indonesia and spoke with his parents I am even more horrified. According to the report his parents took him to work at the market and when he was just 11 months old he was too much to handle so they let him do what he wanted. 11 freaking months old? Anyways they found their kid who wasn’t even a year old in the smoking section smoking. What the f*ck? How do you let your baby wander away like that? And then what bastard saw the baby and thought hey let me give him a cigarette. What sick mind thought that was cute or smart? I can’t even imagine. Then to think just from that one instance he was hooked and at the age of just two years old he smokes about 2 packs a day. This kid’s health is so being compromised with each puff. I just don’t get why the parents just don’t discipline their kid and take away his cigarettes. He throws a tantrum, good let him! The way his lungs are all messed up, I doubt he will be able to do it for that long.
This video and his story just breaks my heart. Hopefully his parents will find a way to get him to quit by the time he is three years old.
So you know how everyone was talking about how Chris Brown broke down and cried like a baby during his Michael Jackson tribute at the BET Awards on Sunday? Well now a source who was backstage at the time told Us Weekly that they saw Brown’s bodyguard put eye drops in his eyes before he went on stage. He rep denied the claim and said he “was moved by the opportunity to pay tribute to his idol.” But Us Weekly says that the witness says Brown definitely used drops and added that, “He rubbed it in and he started crying.”
Do you think faked it? I think he did because he desperately needed to seem vulnerable if he ever dreams of making a comeback, but I still think it is too soon to like his music again. I still get weirded out whenever I hear one of his songs.
