Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Apr 19th Stop Global Warming College Tour : Sheryl & Laurie Go to School : Sheryl Blog

…..other phrases Laurie David has never heard: "can of whup-ass" and "comin' in hot." Ok, I'd never heard of mountaintop mining.

Our educations continue.

I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming. Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating. One of my favorites is in the area of conserving trees which we heavily rely on for oxygen. I propose a limitation be put on how many sqares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting.  Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit,  except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required. When presenting this idea to my younger brother, who's judgement I trust implicitly, he proposed taking it one step further. I believe his quote was, "how bout just washing the one square out."

I also like the idea of not using paper napkins, which happen to be made from virgin wood and represent the heighth of wastefullness. I have designed a clothing line that has what's called a "dining sleeve". The sleeve is detachable and can be replaced with another "dining sleeve," after usage. The design will offer the "diner" the convenience of wiping his mouth on his sleeve rather than throwing out yet another barely used paper product.. I think this idea could also translate quite well to those suffering with an annoying head cold.

This next idea I have been saving but I will share it with you if you promise not to steal it. It is my latest, very exciting idea for creating incentive for us all to minimize our own personal carbon footprints. It's a reality show. (I feel pretty certain NO ONE has thought of this yet!).  Here is the premise: the contest consists of 10 people who are competing for the top spot as the person who lives the "greenest" life. This will be reflected in the contestant's home, his business, and his own personal living style. The winner of this challenging, prestigious, contest would receive what??….  a recording contract!!!!!

Sheryl Crow's blog

Is she losing it? I want to use as many sheets of toilet paper as I want to use! Seriously there are times that 2 or 3 sheet just isn't going to cut it. And when it comes to sleeve thingy, has she never eaten buffalo wings or BBQ ribs…one sleeve thingy will just not do. 

OMG! What an a$$hole. You have to listen to that phone message that Alec Baldwin left for his 11 year old daughter, Ireland calling her a rude little pig for not being home to get his phone call. TMZ some how obtained that phone message and it is one of the most shocking things in a while. Not including everything that went down with VT of course.

Here some of the things the not-so-loving father said to his daughter:

"Once again, I have made an ass of myself trying to get to a phone," adding, "you have insulted me for the last time."

"I don't give a damn that you're 12-years-old or 11-years-old, or a child, or that your mother is a thoughtless pain in the ass who doesn't care about what you do. You've made me feel like s**t" and threatened to "straighten your ass out."

"This crap you pull on me with this goddamn phone situation that you would never dream of doing to your mother, and you do it to me constantly over and over again."

He was suppose to see her tomorrow when he was in Los Angeles, but a Judge put a stop to that and temporarily denied his visitation rights. There is a hearing set for May 4th to decide whether or not to deny them permanently.

I feel for Ireland because I don't know what I would do if I got a call from my dad like that, no matter how old I was at the time. And the fact that she is just 11 years old makes it so much worse. So sad.

Listening to that call makes me appreciate my dad a little bit more!

Update: Statement from Alec Baldwin:
“In the best interest of the child, Alec will do what the mother is
pathologically incapable of doing…keeping his mouth shut and obeying
the court order. The mother and her lawyer leaked this sealed material
in violation of a court order. Although Alec acknowledges that he should
have used different language in parenting his child, everyone who knows
him privately knows what he has been put through for the past six
years.”

NY Daily News did an interview with screenwriter Barry Michael Cooper who said that Oliver Stone used the N word at a party 16 years ago. "Oliver Stone's my hero, so I went over to him," Cooper recalls "[I said,] 'Man, I love your movie 'Wall Street.' … He said to me, 'Okay, thank you very much. I bet you like [the Stone-scripted] 'Scarface,' too. All n—s like 'Scarface.' [Stone] stumbled off. Right before I could go after him and commit career suicide, [director] Stan [Lathan] and [hip-hop mogul] Russell [Simmons] pulled on my arm and said, 'No you don't. Let it go. That's just him, he's high.'?" 

So how does Cooper feel about Stone 16 years later, "I don't think he's racist," Stone's rep had no comment about the incident.

Page Six is reporting that Rose McGowan told all her co-stars that they could not wear red to the Grindhouse premiere because she did not want her red gown to be upstaged. According to their source, "It caused quite a stir. The feeling is she's self-obsessed," Jordan Ladd and Rosario Dawson choose not to wear red, but Electra and Elyse Avellan decided to give Rose a FU and show up in red dresses. I don't know who these girls, but they should be stars now after that! You go girls. 

And I know Rose McGowan says it was a car accident that caused her bottom eyelids to droop like that, but I wish she would've gone all Corey Hart at the premiere and wore Sunglasses at Night. 

Photo of Rose from AP and the Avellan sisters Fashion Wear Daily 

JEREMY Piven likes to joke about why he’s 41 and single. "I’d love to have a girlfriend – if I weren’t gay," he tells Playboy’s March issue. "That’s right, I’m gay! I’m gayer than Liberace in 1972." As to why he’s seen as a round-the-clock party boy, Piven adds, "At the moment, I happen to be the mother[bleep]ing pretty girl . . . The pretty girl who goes to the hot spot sure does look like she goes out all the time, right?"

Page Six (story) and Watch with Kristin (photo)

Can someone please explain his appeal to me? He is not attractive, he has really bad hair plugs and he is a Class A Jerk, so what is there to like about him? I mean what is up with his comments about why he is single, is that funny? Just like John Cusack, I am so over him.

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