President Joe Biden was misquoted for calling all MAGAts garbage. So, Megyn Kelly wanted to own the Libs by dressing as trash. However, she looks like she does every day to us.
We would not have known it was a costume had she not captioned the photo with, “Happy Halloween Garbage People!” Now we know! You owned us, Megyn. NOT!
On Friday, Elon Musk debuted his three newest crapventions.. They are a robot to serve our needs, a driverless cab, and Robovan, aka a party bus with no one driving it.
Just like the Cybertruck, they are fugly. And as fugly as they are, it seems that the designs are not original and are something we have seen before.
Several people online said they look a lot like they came out of the Will Smith movie I, Robot, and they are not alone when it comes to thinking that.
The film’s director, Alex Proyas, posted photos proving his point and wrote, “Hey Elon, Can I have my designs back please?”
I, Robot was a shitty movie, but it doesn’t deserve their art concepts stolen. I hope that Proyas sues Elon for everything he’s got, including Twitter!
On a positive note, at least Elon didn’t steal the design of the dog…yet.
Tyrese Gibson was in court this morning in Atlanta to face allegations that he has not been paying his ex-wife, Samantha Lee, child support.
Tyrese was supposed to be paying her $10,000 a month for Soraya, 5. However, TMZ is reporting he has only been paying $2,200.
So today, when he came face-to-face with Judge Kevin Farmer, he made a fast and furious decision about the actor’s future. He had his bailiff put him in handcuffs and take him away.
The judge agreed to release him if he pays his ex $73,000. So, Tyrese is now trying to pay that amount.
Before Tyrese went to court today, he wrote this on social media, “The love that a father can have for his children can’t quite be explained……. Whatever the outcome is today…… I am and will forever be their FATHER……..” There is more to being a father than donating sperm.
JD Vance posted a video of a cat wearing a scarf that read, “Cats for Vance 2024,” and asked, “I wonder if this cat knows…”
Looking at the kitty’s shocked face, I think we can all agree he knows. He knows that the soon-to-be-ousted-vice presidential candidate fucked his area on the couch, and now he needs a new place to lay his head because Vance defiled his resting spot.
I am beginning to think that the Republicans hate Vance more than we do because they keep giving him the worst advice. But what do I know? I am just a childless cat lady who never fucked a couch.
Ingrid Andress sang the National Anthem at the Home Run Derby yesterday, and she struck out. So much so that it was, rightfully, deemed to be the worst rendition of the Star Spangled Banner.
Due to all of the negative press and feedback. the Grammy winner decided to release an apology: ”
I’m not gonna bullshit y’all, I was drunk last night. I’m checking myself into a facility today to get the help I need. That was not me last night. I apologize to MLB, all the fans, and this country I love so much for that rendition. I’ll let y’all know how rehab is I hear it’s super fun.”
