Canadians are some of the nicest people in the World. However, there is one thing that can make them tell someone what they really think. And that is terrible food.
The other day Global News Calgary’s Leslie Horton made artichoke dip for her co-anchors. Unfortunately, it was so bad that they did the second part of the word arti-choke.
Normally, they would have eaten it and not said a word because they are so nice. However, it burned their throats so badly that Scott Fee and Jordan Witzel had to tell her what they really thought. They were totally justified because she knew that she screwed up the recipe and still served it to them. That is some FUS.
At least in America, we don’t serve people food that is bad. That is because we will sue you if you do. Unless it is a Red State, and then they will shoot you.
What would you do if someone served you something that they knew tasted worse than sh!t?
Raymond Arroyo was on Laura Ingraham’s show yesterday, and he brought up the show Netflix show You to her. Well, the Fox News talking head thought it was about her.
When he mentioned that You did an episode about the measles, she couldn’t understand what he was talking about. She kept saying she never did an episode about the measles. This went back and forth several times, and she still didn’t get it. He thought, if he explained it is a Netflix show called You, the lightbulb would finally go off. It didn’t, and she thought it was called The Laura Ingraham Show.
Can someone explain to me why all these Fox viewers listen to her? Because to me, the COVIDiot just sounds like what happens when you take the COV away from that word.
I really hope Netflix finds a way to do something with this. And if they can’t come up with something by Sunday, I am sure Saturday Night Live will give them to use.
Oh, and I am not going to compare this to Abbott & Costello because they were brilliant, and she is not.
UPDATE: Raymond Arroyo says it was all planned on Twitter. He wrote, “My favorite part was that only regular viewers realized it was totally scripted.” I have two emojis to respond to that, and they are 🐮 and 💩.
The Deleon family in Texas went viral for changing up their Halloween decorations every day. So, Good Morning American decided to do a story about them. In return, they created this display for the morning news show. And I got that headline, so it is a treat all around!
CNN’s Anna Stewart was going live from a turkey farm in England yesterday. So, she decided the best place to do her standup was in the middle of the pack. They thought it would be best to peck her middle. So when she started to laugh, they all laughed with her, and we laughed with all of them.
Seriously, I have watched these 12 seconds so many times, and I can’t stop clucking. This is the sweetest news report, even though her story was very serious and gloomy.
Well, not for the turkeys because they will probably live past the holiday season because there is a shortage of feather pickers. So that means there is going to be a turkey shortage this year and most likely next year.
But who cares? These turkeys are just so cute I can gobble them up.
On Friday, Global Toronto’s weatherman Anthony Farnell was giving the people of Ontario a weather update when he had a little visitor on the set. He wound up giving his viewers a treat because his dog storm stormed the set looking for treats.
Luckily for Farnell, Storm did make it rain. Although, I always find it funny when animals pee live on the air.
I think more newspeople should bring their pets with them into the studio. Because animals always make everything better. Unless you are allergic to them.
