Seriously? OMG! WTF?

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Yesterday was a bad day to be a British Royal. First, it was announced that Princess Kate underwent a planned abdominal surgery and would be hospitalized for around two weeks. Then, shortly after that, we found out that King Charles III would be undergoing a routine procedure to shrink his enlarged prostate.

Today, when Queen Camilla was at an event, someone asked how her husband was doing. She told them, “He’s fine. Thank you. Looking forward to getting back to work.”

I bet he is looking forward to not spending as much time in the bathroom, even more so than getting back to work.

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This is not a good day to be a member of the British Royal Family. First, we found out that Prince Kate underwent surgery for a planned abdominal procedure. Then, shortly after that, we learned her father-in-law, King Charles, also needs a procedure.

“In common with thousands of men each year, The King has sought treatment for an enlarged prostate,” Buckingham Palace wrote. “His Majesty’s condition is benign and he will attend hospital next week for a corrective procedure. The King’s public engagements will be postponed for a short period of recuperation.”

This is a very common procedure. Hopefully, it will go well and won’t get fucked up like my dad’s did. But then again, my dad was only a King in my eyes. So I am sure King Charles’ will go much better.

And when it was done, the King won’t have to pee as much!

The Prince and Princess of Wales/Instagram

Kensington Palace announced today that Kate Middleton was admitted to the hospital for a planned surgery, and will be there for a while.

They wrote in a statement, “Her Royal Highness The Princess of Wales was admitted to hospital yesterday for planned abdominal surgery. The surgery was successful and it is expected that she will remain in hospital for ten to fourteen days, before returning home to continue her recovery. Based on the current medical advice, she is unlikely to return to public duties until after Easter.”

The palace asked for privacy during this time and will not reveal what the surgery was for. However, they will release updates as warranted.

The Princess would like things to remain as normal as possible for her three children, Prince George, Princess Charlotte, and Prince Louis, as she recovers from the surgery. Her husband, Prince William, will remain by her side for the foreseeable future and has also cancelled his planned engagements.

Hopefully, she will be better soon. And she will be able to enjoy an egg hunt with her children.

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Meghan Markle used to be an actress, but then she got married to Prince Harry. Since then, she hasn’t acted.

But I guess she needs the money because she was seen “acting” in a promo video for Clevr Blends.

While it was clevr that they got her to be in it because now we have actually heard of them, the viral video is anything but clevr.

On a positive note. Her acting hasn’t improved since she was on Suits.

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It is Christmastime, so that means it is time for Christmas cards.

Over the weekend, King Charles and Queen Camilla shared theirs, and I doubt the peasants of the United Kingdom can relate to them.

The photo was taken in the Throne Room at Buckingham Palace on Coronation Day by Hugo Burnand, and they wore their crowns and robes with trains longer than they are tall.

I get that he waited over 70 years to be King. But rubbing his enormous wealth in our faces does not make us like him. And with everything going on with Prince Harry, he needs us to like him, really, really like him.

While he is clueless about what the commoners want, his eldest son gets it. To see Prince William, Princess Kate, Prince George, Princess Charlotte, and Prince Loius’ Christmas card, then click here!

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