Terry Crews told Conan O’Brien that he is in touch with his feminine side, so much so he waxes. Before you are like he really has the balls to admit that, he only does his legs. At least that is all he admitted to. If any man can handle the other things getting waxed, it is him. And now I am imagining all of the faces he will be making as he gets it done. Do you picture them too?
Terry Crews is normally all muscles, but in this photo that he posted today on WhoSay he is looking more like he is all fat. So did the host of Who Wants to be a Millionaire? eat a little too much for Thanksgiving yesterday? Nope, it is just something he did on Brooklyn Nine-Nine. Seriously, how real does that fat suit look on him?
Before Terry Crews was a cop for Brooklyn Nine-Nine, he wore the number 51 for the San Diego Chargers. How cool is it to see the actor play football when he was 26 back in 1994? Is there anything he can’t do?
As long as we have know Terry Crews as an actor, he has been as bald as a baby’s butt. Well, Old Spice got him to put on a wig for Brazil and I can’t get over how much he looks like a cheesy porn or soap star from the ’70s. And you know what, I find it kind of hot! But then again I think everything he does is kind of hot!
Do you think he should grow his hair out or should he keep the Kojak?
Ebony & Ivory is one of the most harmonious songs ever written, thanks to its messaging about ebony and ivory living in perfect harmony. Well tonight, Jimmy Fallon and Terry Crews redefined that song on The Tonight Show. Instead of sitting side by side on the piano keyboard, they were standing shirtless side by side as their pecks went up and down with each note. So as their nipples were in sync, you found yourself strangely hypnotized by their bare chests, and willing to do whatever they want. So that is what those lyrics, “We learn to live, we learn to give,” from the song mean. I know I gave away all the singles I had for some reason.
Seriously, who knew the NBC late night host has that body under those suits? I sure as heck didn’t.
Finally, Crews and Fallon might not be Stevie Wonder and Paul McCartney, but they came pretty gosh darn close. It is truly peckstacular!
