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Lena Dunham dances to herself!
November 26th, 2014 under Lena Dunham, Taylor Swift. [ Comments: none ]

http://instagram.com/p/v3q4xojvAp/
The Brooklyn female rap group, Hand Job Academy, wrote a song called Lena Dunham and the Girls’ star danced to it at Taylor Swift‘s place when she heard about it. At least I think that is called dancing.
BTW, you know, that Dunham is so into herself that she is probably listening to it on nonstop replay. She’s also probably the only one listening to it because it is as lame as her HBO show. I don’t get why people are so obsessed with Girls. Can someone explain the fascination to me?

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Taylor Swift’s Shake It Off is better in 1989!
November 7th, 2014 under Taylor Swift. [ Comments: none ]


Thomas Jung replaced the music from a 1989 aerobics’ championship special with Taylor Swift’s hit Shake It Off, and it is like totally awesome how perfect it like works. It’s is almost as tubular as when you play Pink Floyd’s The Wall over Wizard of Oz.
BTW if I were like Taylor Swift, I would totally swap out her music video for the bitchin’ song with this one because it is like so much like cooler. Like wow!

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Taylor Swift’s dance moves are sweeter than fiction!
November 6th, 2014 under Taylor Swift. [ Comments: 1 ]

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Taylor Swift is in Japan busy promoting her newest album 1989, but she always has time to dance. You have to wonder if Juliette would get Romeo with those moves? I think she would.
BTW I finally figured out what the chart topping singer reminds me of because of this Instagram video, doesn’t she remind you of a Flower Child from the ’60s?

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Taylor Swift is a murderer
October 31st, 2014 under Taylor Swift. [ Comments: none ]

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Taylor Swift was on Good Morning America the other day and her appearance was buzzworthy. As in there was a fly buzzing around trying to get an up close and personal look at her. Well, the 1989 singer wasn’t going to have that, so she went back to 1984 and went all The Karate Kid on him. That’s right, she did a Mr Myagi and killed the little bugger as soon as he got within eyeshot of her.
So the morale of this post to the men who date her; not only do you have to be afraid of writing songs about you, but you also have be very afraid of her if she gets near your fly. She might do her killer clap..

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Taylor Swift being cattier than normal!
October 29th, 2014 under Taylor Swift. [ Comments: none ]


Taylor Swift was being interviewed by CTV’s etalk and the singer said that her cats don’t make the sounds that normal cats make. Then she imitated Meredith and Olivia’s meowing, which other cat owners, like me, are familiar with. That is the kittens way of using their voices to let their owners know they are saying noooooooo. Luckily, for me, my pussy doesn’t make that sound that often.
So while NYC’s latest Global Welcome Ambassador (WTF?) thinks her fur babies are possessed, we know that they are not. But then again if she was my master, I would be making hissing like that all the time. Like lady, show some freaking emotion and stop being so uptight. Seriously, she didn’t even flinch or show any emotion as she shared her cats’ music. What is up with that?

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