Jay Leno was recreating the hottest summer movies with residents of Oakwood Apartments and one the hot flicks was Magic Mike. You know the film that Channing Tatum has with Matthew McConaughey and Matt Bomer coming out about male strippers. Well The Tonight Show host decided he has moves like the former-stripper turned actor, so he ripped open his shirt and revealed his bare chest. Then he turned around to show us he was wearing a$$less chaps. Thankfully he was wearing still wearing his underwear, but in wedgie sort of way so we weren’t that lucky.
Normally I try to let you guys be surprised by stuff like that, but this time I thought you needed a warning before that image would be etched into your head for an eternity.
BTW when is Magic Mike coming out because I need to see that movie ASAP to get that visual out of my mind. Please make it go away.
Last night Aubrey O’Day was on The Tonight Show and it has seemed in the past that the person being eliminated on the next The Celebrity Apprentice episode appears on Jay Leno just days before they hear Donald Trump say “You’re Fired.” So I am hoping that this means that Lisa Lampanelli’s only friend is out. And in my dream scenario the Queen of Mean follows her down the elevator and we never hear from either one of them again.
Seriously I wonder if either bitch realizes just how awful they appear on the NBC reality show.
If you are like me, then you missed that Jay Leno was at the Oscars and what happened to him. Luckily he was able to acquire a video of a moment you will get a kick out of and aired it on The Tonight Show. Too bad we didn’t get to see that live as it happened because it definitely would’ve made the show more interesting. Just like that year when the stage came down on Bret Michaels at the Tonys.
Jay Leno showed a viral video of the polite cat who taps your shoulder when they wanted to be petted. Then he showed a video of what his cat does to him and I want to know which late night talk show host got him that sweet kitty.
Jennifer Aniston was on Conan yesterday and Conan O’Brien told her she has beautiful skin and he asked her how she has such perfect skin. The Friend then told him that she is addicted to laser porn, which is not as exciting as you think. She explained that she got a chemical peel and after the treatment her face fell off. In fact she said that she documented the effects of the peel, but sadly she didn’t share the pictures on the TBS talk show. I am surprised she didn’t because we have pretty much seen everything else on her, but her nipples, her vajayjay and her face falling off. Tell me I am not alone in wanting to see the last one most.
