Forget that Andre Agassi said he used Meth in his book, the big revelation is that he blames his 1990 French Open loss on wearing a wig according to Daily Mail.
‘Every morning I would get up and find another piece of my identity on the pillow, in the wash basin, down the plughole.
‘I asked myself: you want to wear a toupee? On the tennis court? I answered myself; what else could I do?’
In the French open in 1990, he was in the final, his first in a Grand Slam tournament.
‘Then a fiasco happened,’ he said. ‘The evening before the match, I stood under the shower and felt my wig suddenly fall apart.
‘Probably I used the wrong hair rinse. I panicked and called my brother Philly into the room.
‘”It’s a total disaster!” I said to him. He looked at it and said he could clamp it with hair clips.
‘It took 20 clips. “Do you think it will hold?” I asked. “Just don’t move so much,” he said.
‘Of course I could have played without my hairpiece, but what would all the journalists have written if they knew that all the time I was really wearing a wig?
‘During the warming-up training before play I prayed. Not for victory, but that my hairpiece would not fall off.
‘With each leap, I imagine it falling into the sand.
‘I imagine millions of spectators move closer to their TV sets, their eyes widening and, in dozens of dialects and languages, ask how Andre Agassi’s hair has fallen from his head.’
It took him 4 years after that loss to finally take off the wig and shave his head.
Did anyone else ever realize he was wearing a wig that whole time? I know I didn’t, but I can’t remember caring about him or his hair back then.
We all know that Tony Romo will endorse anything (but Jessica Simpson now), so it is really hard to keep track of all things he puts name on. So he got together with Funny or Die to shoot this video detailing all things he is a spokesman for. Dang he will do anything, but take the Dallas Cowboys to the Super Bowl.
Some guy thought he only had One Time to make it to the Big Time, so he did that by being the first streaker at Mets brand new stadium. Citi Field is only a few games old and it has already been christened by its first streaker. I bet all the Mets players were hoping that the first streaker wasn’t swinging a bat…
BTW I am a girl and even I felt the pain when he slid into second base naked.
Indy Car female driver driving sensation Danica Patrick was asked by HoundsTV who should play her in the movie about her life if they made one. The speedster said Angelina Jolie, can you blame her? So why am I saying that I really like her now? Because when the 26 year old was asked about Jennifer Aniston, she said this about casting the 40 year old “I don’t think it would be age appropriate…She is older than me.” Me-ouch! I really enjoyed that, even though Jen won’t!!! Thanks Danica!!!
So who would I cast? I say Angie Harmon, Jennifer Love Hewitt or Christina Ricci. Who do you think?
So when I read that there was a fight at the Dodger vs Phillies game, I got all excited because I love a good bench-clearing fight. That was until I saw that fightless fight. Yawn.
