The 49ers lost to the Seahawks, 29-3, and because of that SF’s QB Colin Kaepernick lost a bet to Seattle’s Russell Wilson. The cost of his loss was an eyebrow. But you have to wonder if it really happened because it is an ad for EA Sports Madden 25.
I guess only time will tell. And if it does, we will all get a good laugh looking at eyebrow-less face.
So there was a guy who went to see the NY Mets play the Kansas City Royals and he got thirsty. So the man, who wore a shirt that was too tight so he could show off his muscles, got a bottle of overpriced water to drink. Well when he tried to open it, he could not. So he took Howard Cosell’s advice, “If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.” So he tried and he tried and he tried, and he just couldn’t do it. Even A-Rod was like, dude try some steroids. Too soon?
It is the saddest thing I have seen all week. Seriously this Mets fan, is hoping he is a Royals fans. Sorry KC, but I don’t want him associated with us.
So David decided to propose to his girlfriend, Jessica, at a New Britain Rock Cats baseball game last week. Jessica looked horrified by his question, so when the announcer asked her for the answer she said, “I’m sorry. I can’t. I’m sorry.” Then she ran off up in to the stands and he ran in to the dug out.
No word what happened if and when the two met up again. But you have to wonder if they were like, do you think they believed us? Many are questioning, including me, if that proposal was real. Do you think they played a fast ball on us or do you think he really struck out?
Growing up in NYC I always remember knowing who all of our baseball players were from The Yankees and The Mets every year. So Jimmy Fallon decided to test out that theory on Late Night yesterday when he had NY Met Matt Harvey interview NYers at Bryant Park. Watch what happens when he steps out out of his uniform and into some street clothes, and talks to some of his biggest fans! Granted in their defense it’s hard to recognize someone that you have only either seen in his uniform or naked, I mean clothes make the man but only if you know what he looks like in them.
BTW am I the only one who wants to round the bases with Matt Harvey after this bit?
Kobe Bryant was on Jimmy Kimmel Live! yesterday and the ABC host asked the basketball player about his future with the NBA because he only has a year left on his contract. The LA Laker had said in the past he couldn’t imagine retiring without another ring, so Kimmel wanted to know more. #24 answered him by saying “I have been very blessed to have been with a fantastic organization. I truly have. It’s coming to an end.” Then he added, “I’m happy it’s with a Lakers uniform.” So then Kimmel asked how soon and he said “It will be soon.” When the audience expressed their sadness over his decision, he explained that he has been playing for 20 years. Got to respect the 34 year old for wanting to go out on top, but I am sure many people don’t want him to go just yet.
I don’t know much about him (besides his love life), but I do he is a great player and the NBA will miss him! It will be interesting to see who will be the next playing legend after him now that Michael Jordan and Shaq have already retired and he will be joining them shortly on the permanent bench.
