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Anderson Silva suffers one of the worst breaks in sports history |
| December 29th, 2013 under Sports figures. [ Comments: none ]
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Yesterday Andrew Silva and Chris Weidman were battling it out for the UFC middleweight title belt and one bad break in the second round ended one of their dreams, possibly forever. Weidman checked one of his opponent’s kicks with his leg and Silva’s shin shattered from the impact. Although it was not noticeable what happened as it happened, in the replays you can see his leg do something no leg is supposed to do.
At this point it is too soon to find out of this is career ending injury for Silva, but it is what his career will be known for from now on.
The Spider did have a message for his fans on Twitter, “Brasil sinto muito não queria ter desapontado vocês dei o meu melhor eu juro” which roughly translates to “Brazil, I’m sorry to have disappointed you, I did not want to. I gave it my best. I swear.” He gave it more than his best and he should be proud! Hopefully he will be back in fighting shape before we know it.
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Shaq crashes down! |
| November 23rd, 2013 under Sports figures. [ Comments: none ]
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Two days ago Shaq was goofing around during the NBA Halftime show, and he learned a powerful lesson. Even if you are 7’1″, you can still fall down like the rest of us if you slide on a freshly waxed floor. Although when someone of his stature crashes down, you scream timber and prepare for the mini-earthquake.
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OSU’s marching band brings the curtain down! |
| October 28th, 2013 under Sports figures. [ Comments: none ]
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Ohio State University’s marching band is the The Best Damn Band in the Land and during this Saturday’s game against Penn State they performed some of the biggest scores from the movies. While most marching bands can do that, OSU brings them to life in a way only they can. They made Superman and Harry Potter fly and walked the dinosaur in formation. If that doesn’t make your school look like crap during their halftime shows, I don’t know what will. I know I am embarrassed by my school’s marching band and we are actually a Top 10 team this season.
BTW I wouldn’t mind if OSU played the halftime show at the Super Bowl because they are just that amazing!
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Colin Kaepernick lost the game and an eyebrow! |
| September 16th, 2013 under Sports figures. [ Comments: none ]
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The 49ers lost to the Seahawks, 29-3, and because of that SF’s QB Colin Kaepernick lost a bet to Seattle’s Russell Wilson. The cost of his loss was an eyebrow. But you have to wonder if it really happened because it is an ad for EA Sports Madden 25.
I guess only time will tell. And if it does, we will all get a good laugh looking at eyebrow-less face.
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A muscle man got cut down to size by a water bottle! |
| August 6th, 2013 under Sports figures. [ Comments: none ]
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So there was a guy who went to see the NY Mets play the Kansas City Royals and he got thirsty. So the man, who wore a shirt that was too tight so he could show off his muscles, got a bottle of overpriced water to drink. Well when he tried to open it, he could not. So he took Howard Cosell’s advice, “If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.” So he tried and he tried and he tried, and he just couldn’t do it. Even A-Rod was like, dude try some steroids. Too soon?
It is the saddest thing I have seen all week. Seriously this Mets fan, is hoping he is a Royals fans. Sorry KC, but I don’t want him associated with us.
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