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Happy New Year! |
| January 1st, 2014 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]
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Happy and Healthy New Year!
May you get everything you want this year. Afterall 2+0+1+4=7, so it has to be a lucky one…right?
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Happy New Year’s Eve! |
| December 31st, 2013 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]
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Party like it’s 2014 in 2013!
Remember don’t drink and drive because tonight is when all the amateurs are out doing it. And if you have had too much to drink, take 2 aspirins before you go to sleep because it will help in the morning.
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Merry Christmas! |
| December 25th, 2013 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]
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If you think about it, Christmas has really gone to the dogs. From Black Friday up until today, it is a dog eat dog world out there as you try to get all your holiday shopping done in time. At some point you call someone a b!tch, although it will have a different meaning that its intended use. Then you spend Christmas day digging through mounds of wrapping paper to find a bone and when you find it your tail is wagging. On December 26th, you feel as sick as dog from all the Egg Nog you drank to survive the holiday with the pack of wild dogs you call family. And finally the only cure for your hangover is hair of the dog!
So I hope that you and yours have a Woofnderful Christmas!
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Happy Thanksgivukkah! |
| November 28th, 2013 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]
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I am thankful that this year we get not one, but two holidays on Thanksgiving. I am also thankful that Jimmy Kimmel and his writers were sick enough to ask a bunch of children to act out the first Thanksgivukkah!
But thing I am most thankful for is all of you! Thank you for checking out Seriously? OMG! WTF?
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Happy Chanukah! |
| November 28th, 2013 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]
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Nothing says Chanukah like a Human Centipede Menorah. Well almost everything else does, but it is what Chanukah is to me after this bit that Conan O’Brien did last year.
May you get all 8 days worth of presents tonight and not have to wait a week to get them all.
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