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Selfie made a Renee Zellweger joke just hours after her face broke!
October 22nd, 2014 under ABC, Renee Zellweger. [ Comments: none ]


The big story yesterday was how different Renee Zellweger looks and Selfie already had a joke about it. That’s right, ABC’s best new fall comedy, predicted what the joke of the day was going to be weeks before anyone else did.
Eliza (Karen Gillan) went over to Charmonique’s (Da’Vine Joy Randolph) house to help her get ready for her high school reunion, and the phone addict had some sage advice for her friend who was thinking of looking radically different for the big event. She said, “I understand that instinct. But when you completely reinvent your look, you run the risk of people not knowing who the hell you are, i.e. Renee Zellweger, who still looks good.” Then Charmonique added, “But doesn’t look a damn thing like Miss Renee Zellweger. I see what you mean.”
Who knew the writers of this genius show were psychic. We knew they had their finger on the social media pulse, but who knew they would know what the big story of the day would be before even the day knew what it was going to be? Kind of Nostradamusy.
And that, is why, you need to be watching this show, so that you know what is going to happen before it even happens. Well after, but you know what I mean.
Seriously, you should be watching this sitcom because it is sweet, funny and so relatable. The Voice is been there, seen that, same with NCIS, so why not try something new and exciting like Selfie on Tuesdays at 8p. I promise you will love it as much as Eliza Dooley loves herself.
And talking about loving herself, People had a face to face chat with Renee Zellweger. To read what she said, then click here!

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Renee Zellweger, is that you?
October 21st, 2014 under Renee Zellweger. [ Comments: none ]

Renee Zellweger walked the red carpet yesterday and if she didn’t identify herself no one would’ve known it was her. The formerly squinty actress, now looks like she could be on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Seriously, doesn’t she look like a cross between Kristin Chenoweth and Paris Hilton’s aunt who used to be an actress?
I also think that the reason why she looks different, is not only because she might have had an eye lift, but also because it looks like she lost a little weight. Why do you think she doesn’t look like the actress who had us at hello?

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Bradley Cooper is a free man!!!
March 19th, 2011 under Bradley Cooper, Renee Zellweger. [ Comments: none ]


(photo from Fame Pictures)

Bradley Cooper and Renee Zellweger have split after being together for almost two years, but no more information is known at this time according to Us Weekly. Their split comes as kind of a surprise because he talked to Howard Stern earlier in the week about her and gave no hint that it was over between the two of them.
I was kind of hoping that they would get married, just to see long how long it would last. You know since both of their first marriages only lasted 4 months, I wanted to see if theirs would last even less that.
BTW 2011 is turning out to be a good year for my fantasies because both Bradley Cooper and Ryan Reynold separated from their long time lovers. Now I can picture me landing one of them and not feel as guilty that I am the other woman!!!

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I can see my reflection in Renee Zellweger’s face
March 25th, 2008 under Renee Zellweger. [ Comments: 1 ]

Can Renee Zellweger’s face be any more shinier? She might be promoting her movie Leatherheads, but maybe it looks more like mirrorhead.
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Renee Zellweger really likes her pillows
October 2nd, 2007 under Renee Zellweger. [ Comments: none ]

What is up with all those pillows? And it is just me or does she look like struggling to push that cart full of pillows? 
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