When Walt Disney created his world famous cartoon characters, his emphasis was on family entertainment. But Mickey Mouse, Minnie and Goofy have gone against their creator’s vision by simulating sex on a smutty Internet video. The footage, which is certain to be banned from Disney’s official merchandise, shows Goofy grabbing Minnie Mouse from behind. She pulls herself away, but is then cornered for more fake sex with a giant snowman. In another scene, Mickey Mouse, the children’s favourite, gets in on the act with the snowman. The clips were shot at Disneyland Paris and then posted on YouTube.Com, the popular site for viewing bizarre videos. It has now been removed. The video is thought to have been shot using a concealed camera. A French voiceover announces "Disneyland backstage, it’s hot!" A Disney spokesman said the company was aware of the video and expressed ‘regret’ if it caused any offence.
Thanks XCohn
If you have 4 minutes to waste on something that will require no brain cells, then you have to watch the B-Team! Enjoy! It is actually really funny in a weird way.
When mum-to-be Laurna Turner went to hospital for an ultrasound of her unborn son, the scan delivered a startling view – the face of Jesus hovering above her baby. The 20-year-old from Worcestershire told the Sun: "I was thrilled with the scan that showed Joshua sucking his thumb. Then someone pointed out the face and I nearly fainted. It’s kind of spooky but beautiful and we will always treasure it. I think someone is watching over us."Partner Dave Meikle, 20, said: "It’s fantastic. With a microscope it looks just like Jesus in a shroud."After seeing the spiritual scan, Laurna and Dave have decided to give their son the biblical name Joshua. They are not, however, expecting him to be born on Christmas Day.
They chase each other at high speed wielding axes and hammers. But the famous cartoon duo of Tom and Jerry are in trouble in Britain for smoking on screen.Media regulator Ofcom received a complaint from a viewer who took offence at two episodes involving smoking.In one, "Texas Tom," the hapless cat Tom tries to impress a feline female by rolling a cigarette, lighting it and smoking it with one hand. In the other, "Tennis Chumps," Tom’s opponent in a match smokes a large cigar.In a bulletin posted online, Ofcom noted "concerns that smoking on television may normalize smoking," and said that the Turner company, licensee for Boomerang which aired the cartoons, had agreed to edit some smoking scenes out of Tom and Jerry."The licensee has … proposed editing any scenes or references in the series where smoking appeared to be condoned, acceptable, glamorized or where it might encourage imitation," Ofcom said, adding that "Texas Tom" was one such example.But it would not cut all smoking scenes, it added.
It is bad to smoke, but it is ok to beat the crap out of each other? There is something wrong with that. Not that I think smoking in cartoons is a good thing.
Terror mastermind Osama bin Laden is so obsessed with singer Whitney Houston he thought about killing her husband, Bobby Brown, it was claimed last night.The suggestion is made by Sudanese poet and novelist Kola Boof, who claims she was bin Laden’s sex slave for four months 10 years ago.In her autobiography, Diary of a Lost Girl, she writes: "He told me Whitney Houston was the most beautiful woman he’d ever seen."Boof, 37, who claims bin Laden raped her and held her prisoner in a Moroccan hotel, says he could not stop talking about the songbird, even though he disapproved of music."Osama kept coming back to Whitney Houston," she says in the book, excerpted in the magazine Harpers’ Bazaar. "He asked if I knew her personally when I lived in America. I told him I didn’t."He said that he had a paramount desire for Whitney Houston, and although he claimed music was evil he spoke of someday spending vast amounts of money to go to America and try to arrange a meeting with the superstar."It didn’t seem impossible to me. He said he wanted to give Whitney Houston a mansion that he owned in a suburb of Khartoum."He explained to me that to possess Whitney he would be willing to break his colour rule and make her one of his wives."Whitney Houston’s name was the one that would be mention constantly."How beautiful she was, what a nice smile she has, how truly Islamic she is but is just brainwashed by American culture and by her husband Bobby Brown, whom Osama talked about having killed, as if it were normal to have women’s husbands killed."Boof, who once claimed she had to take her son out of a Los Angeles school after rumours surfaced that bin Laden was his father, also claims the Al Qaeda mastermind read more than the Koran."In his briefcase I would come across photographs of the Star magazine, as well as copies of Playboy," she writes.She also says his favourite television shows were The Wonder Years, Miami Vice and MacGyver.
When Walt Disney created his world famous cartoon characters, his emphasis was on family entertainment. But Mickey Mouse, Minnie and Goofy have gone against their creator’s vision by simulating sex on a smutty Internet video. The footage, which is certain to be banned from Disney’s official merchandise, shows Goofy grabbing Minnie Mouse from behind. She pulls herself away, but is then cornered for more fake sex with a giant snowman. In another scene, Mickey Mouse, the children’s favourite, gets in on the act with the snowman. The clips were shot at Disneyland Paris and then posted on YouTube.Com, the popular site for viewing bizarre videos. It has now been removed. The video is thought to have been shot using a concealed camera. A French voiceover announces "Disneyland backstage, it’s hot!" A Disney spokesman said the company was aware of the video and expressed ‘regret’ if it caused any offence.
Terror mastermind Osama bin Laden is so obsessed with singer Whitney Houston he thought about killing her husband, Bobby Brown, it was claimed last night.The suggestion is made by Sudanese poet and novelist Kola Boof, who claims she was bin Laden’s sex slave for four months 10 years ago.In her autobiography, Diary of a Lost Girl, she writes: "He told me Whitney Houston was the most beautiful woman he’d ever seen."Boof, 37, who claims bin Laden raped her and held her prisoner in a Moroccan hotel, says he could not stop talking about the songbird, even though he disapproved of music."Osama kept coming back to Whitney Houston," she says in the book, excerpted in the magazine Harpers’ Bazaar. "He asked if I knew her personally when I lived in America. I told him I didn’t."He said that he had a paramount desire for Whitney Houston, and although he claimed music was evil he spoke of someday spending vast amounts of money to go to America and try to arrange a meeting with the superstar."It didn’t seem impossible to me. He said he wanted to give Whitney Houston a mansion that he owned in a suburb of Khartoum."He explained to me that to possess Whitney he would be willing to break his colour rule and make her one of his wives."Whitney Houston’s name was the one that would be mention constantly."How beautiful she was, what a nice smile she has, how truly Islamic she is but is just brainwashed by American culture and by her husband Bobby Brown, whom Osama talked about having killed, as if it were normal to have women’s husbands killed."Boof, who once claimed she had to take her son out of a Los Angeles school after rumours surfaced that bin Laden was his father, also claims the Al Qaeda mastermind read more than the Koran."In his briefcase I would come across photographs of the Star magazine, as well as copies of Playboy," she writes.She also says his favourite television shows were The Wonder Years, Miami Vice and MacGyver.
