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The new creation from the Cronuts’ creator looks phallic |
| August 7th, 2014 under Odd. [ Comments: none ]
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The people behind the Cronuts debuted their latest creation on Good Morning America today and it’s the Pretzel Lobster Tail. I think it looks more like a pen!s or an elephant’s snout rather than lobster’s tail. What do you think it looks like?
Will you wait on line for it like you did the Cronut? To me, I think they have run out of ideas with this thingy because what is it really a combination of? It’s not like there is any lobster tail in it, it is just shaped as one. I say they need to go back to the drawing board because this is not that interesting.
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See the man who got trapped in a vajayjay! |
| June 24th, 2014 under Odd. [ Comments: none ]
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A 20 year old American Exchange student is studying in Germany and he got the lesson of his lifetime. According to NBC News the student’s friends dared him to take a picture of himself inside of the 6′ vajayjay statue (translation, don’t be such a pussy and take a picture in the pussy) outside the microbiology and virology department of the city’s university clinic and he got stuck. So it took 22 rescuers 30 minutes to get him out. And when he was finally free from the oversized female genitalia the kid said, he felt like he was born again. Actually he didn’t, but I am sure he had to feel that way.
BTW it was a natural birth with no forceps needed to pull him out. Just a lot of hands to get yank his body out of the hole.
Finally, I am sure sex will never ever be the same for him. And all of this could’ve been avoided, had he used a condom with some lubricant on it. See boys, those things are needed.
And one last thing, when it was all over someone asked the vajayjay how she felt, she was like I need a cigarette because she hasn’t gotten that much action in a long time!!! No, word he gave her his number or bought her dinner, but he should’ve at least gotten her flowers and candy and diamonds.
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Did Apple Maps find the Loch Ness Monster? |
| April 21st, 2014 under Odd. [ Comments: none ]
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While Google Maps has helped women find out where their husbands are cheating on them, Apple Maps looks to have found something that might be the Loch Ness Monster according to Digital Trends. A keen person noticed a strange looking object in the water between Whitefield and Drumnadrochit (home of the Loch Ness) and claims that it might be the legendary Nessie. Do you think the sea creature has finally been found or do you think that thing is just a part of something else?
Since I love a good mystery solved, I am going to say that it is the Loch Ness. Now even though I say it is the lake monster, I am not going to buy a ticket just yet to see if I can find it like they did on Apple Maps.
I wonder what elusive mystery one of these online maps will find next??? Chupacabra? Abominable Snowman? Jimmy Hoffa? Elvis Presley? My husband???
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Forget the 3 hour orgasm, how about the 7 week long erection |
| January 15th, 2014 under Odd. [ Comments: none ]
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About two weeks ago on TLC’s Sex Sent Me to the ER, a woman suffered from a 3 hour orgasm. Well today the Irish Examiner is reporting that a man had an erection that lasted for 7 long weeks. Unlike the woman and sadly for him, his was not caused by sex.
So what happened? The unnamed man (for obvious reasons) was riding his mountain bike when an accident caused his little me to meet the crossbar. The injury lead to him having irregular bloodflow to his bike and an upper that just wouldn’t go down.
Believe it or not, he waited 5 whole weeks to go to the ER and the doctors were stumped. They worked really long and hard to come up with a solution and finally after 2 weeks he was back down to his old self.
So after being erect for 7 weeks, is he still able to pitch a tent? He says yes, yes, yes. Now when it comes to riding his bike the article didn’t say, but if I were him there is only one thing I would ride. That one thing that’s able to make the erection go away after a few minutes and not keep it going for nearly two months.
I really hope that TLC finds him and does a special about the 7 Week Erection!
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Aren’t you supposed to picture the interviewee naked? |
| August 26th, 2013 under Odd. [ Comments: none ]
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So many of us have been taught that if you are going to interview someone, you should picture them naked to calm your nerves. Well Lori Welbourne turned things around for the person she was interviewing when she took off her top. Why?
Well August 25th was Go Topless Day in America and she wanted to see if she could walk around without a shirt and bra in her hometown of Kelowna, B.C., in Canada. So she got an interview with the Mayor and Walter Gray said it is legal to go topless in their town but he wouldn’t recommend it. Well once she heard it was OK in the law’s eyes, she took off she shirt and did the rest of the interview in half of her birthday suit.
I betcha that the Mayor is now looking to pass a law where women are not allowed to go topless in Kelowna after that interview. Would anyone blame him if they did that?
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