Every now and again you read a story that gets stranger with each sentence, and I just read one in The New York Post that is a cut above the rest.
There is a woman is China who found out her husband and father of their five children was cheating on her, so she went into their bedroom and cut off his pen!s.
He was taken to the hospital and doctors were able to reattach his cheating body part. When his wife found out, she went to visit him and once again cut it off.
This time she threw it out the window and ran. Her injured husband chased after her and beat her up. The hospital staff broke up the fight and treated them both for their injuries.
Sadly this time they could not reattach his boner because they assume a stray cat or dog ran off with it thinking it was a bone.
The story gets even stranger. When his mistress was asked if she still wanted him without his love maker, she said yes. She felt since he had 5 kids, they don’t need anymore.
Which I think shows what a horrible lover he is, if she is willing to fore go sex with him for the rest of their lives together. The good news for her, is at least he won’t be cheating on her.
Several kids got the Play-Doh Sweet Shoppe Cake Mountain Playset for Christmas and their moms are upset. Why? That is because one of the attachments their daughters got, looks like something mommy plays with when she is alone. The item that is the frosting on the cake, is the item that puts the frosting on the cake; and it looks like a Dildo. So the mothers took to Social Media to let Play-Doh know that they are not happy that their little girls are playing with something that they also play with. I just don’t get why they are so against it. I mean, their children can play with it during the day and they can play with it at night. At least that is what I plan on doing with it.
via NY Post
Just when you thought that celebrity kids have the worst names in the world, comes a person in Florida who makes their names sound normal. The man’s name is Phuc Kieu. Can you think of a name worse that that? I mean it is fun for late night hosts trying to make a joke about it, but to this guy it has to be awful. Imagine introducing yourself to people? Someone asks him, “What’s your name?” He says, “Phuc Kieu.” They say, “No, Phuc Kieu.”
NYC’s firefighters have their own calendar and now the city’s Taxi Drivers got one too. It is so hot that the NYFD is going to have to put it out. For just $14.99, you can look at these 12 Beefcakes whenever you want to know what day it is in the year, 2015. Or you can look at them whenever you want to be reminded how sexy the people who drive you around the Big Apple really are. If I knew they were so hunkalicious, I would take a cab more often when I go to Manhattan instead of walking. But then again it costs you the same amount of money to buy the calendar as it does to go a block in the city that never sleeps, and you know what, it totally seems worth it now.
To see more of those cute cabbies, then click here!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utdNkjvDnxQ
So you know how on the upcoming season of American Horror Story: Freak Show, Angela Bassett has three breasts, and you thought that is impossible?
Well Jasmine Devil paid $20,000 to get a third boob added between her two natural ones. Why? She says she decided she doesn’t want to date anymore and that men would find her unattractive with it? She’s obviously never dated a boob man because they could care less what your chest looks like as long as you have two. So three is even better for so many things. Things I don’t have to spell out for you because you know what I am talking about.
What is her dream job with them? She says that she is pitching a reality show called Jasmine Jugs that she really wants MTV to pick it up. Then she added, “My main motivation is fame and fortune.”
She later explained in the video that she told her parents on camera about the surgery and her mother hates them. She filmed their reaction for her reality show and she says that she wants to put reality back in reality TV.
Granted she is doing that with three fake boobs. Tridevil admitted that her born given ones have implants and they are bigger than the third one. She is hoping to get another surgery where her third breast will be a D-cup like the other two and not a C-cup. I don’t know about you, but I thought the middle one looked bigger than the outer ones.
Now I have to comment about this whole thing. As a woman with two breasts, I seriously don’t get why she wanted a third one. I have enough problems with the ones that Gd gave me, I can’t even imagine carrying around another one. Ladies, could you? And men, what do you think of them?
Finally, when it comes to her reality show, I can see her being featured on one E!. I could totally see her on Botched because as she admitted, she had a hard time finding a doctor who would do it. The one that did, made her sign a confidentiality agreement because what he did is against the code of ethics. Enough said.
