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Is this Donnie Wahlberg’s audition tape for Fifty Shades of Grey? |
| October 17th, 2013 under NKOTB. [ Comments: none ]
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A week and a half ago Donnie Wahlberg posted a video on Vine of his a$$ breaking a wooden board. Well even though he had problems sitting the next day, he decided to try it again with a bigger board. And his butt was just as successful.
Now you have to wonder why he would do this again. What has happened since he posted the last video? I know, Charlie Hunnam dropped out of the Fifty Shades of Grey movie. So I am wondering if this is the Blue Bloods star’s attempt to show the producers that he would be the perfect choice to play the sex-crazed blue blood? I mean after all the New Kid on the Block has the right hair color and the body for the part. And I wouldn’t mind him spanking me, I mean watching him spank Ana Steele.
BTW I can’t believe I thought his Kardashian sized butt was real in the first video. Turns out it is padding to protect his a$$et. Not that that is a bad thing.
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Donnie Wahlberg didn’t get good vibrations from this bathroom meeting |
| October 14th, 2013 under NKOTB. [ Comments: 1 ]
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Donnie Wahlberg will go anywhere to make the perfect Vine video and the latest location was the little boy’s room. The New Kid on the Block stood next to someone who recognized him. Well maybe not him exactly but being mistaken for younger brother is close enough. Granted if it were me, I probably would’ve said Marky Mark instead of Mark Wahlberg. True story, I called the Calvin Klein model, Marky Mark when I met and he wasn’t exactly happy I did. Whoops.
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Donnie Wahlberg’s a$$ can break boards in half! |
| October 7th, 2013 under NKOTB. [ Comments: 1 ]
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Donnie Wahlberg wanted to show the crew on Blue Bloods how tight his a$$ is, so he asked one of them to go all Christian Grey on him. In other words, they took a board and spanked his butt to see if it would break. By the looks of it, the wood wasn’t the only thing that broke.
That’s because the next day he Tweeted, “Woke up this morning unable to sit down. Then I remembered the vine! I guess the delirium of finishing a 20 hour work day had worn off. 😩” Although he did add, “Besides, The Marshmallow (proper noun) comes insulated, reinforced, double stuffed, triple paned & has a lifetime guarantee! #JLoMinajified” I never realized how much junk he has in the trunk until the video and hopefully it didn’t flatten out any after his bum became a blue blooded butt!
BTW if you think you learned his lesson about making Vines after this, you would be wrong. Cause just like a Timex watch, he takes a licking and keeps on ticking. And boy did he take a licking!
Finally I love the way that instead of helping Danny Reagan up, they all laughed at him. Just like I did, but then again I am sadist who loves to see people in pain.
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Need a reason to watch Blue Bloods? |
| September 19th, 2013 under NKOTB. [ Comments: none ]
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Donnie Wahlberg posted a Vine video of an ADR session for his CBS cop drama Blue Bloods. In those 6 quick seconds, he showed us what we will hear and what we should hear. I am thinking the second option is the one they should’ve used. I mean it is more accurate and it is what we are all thinking.
On a serious note, I watched next Friday’s season premiere and it is an intensely good episode. So whether you are a rookie or you’ve been on the force a while, you are going to love this episode and the show.
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Donnie Wahlberg is so goofy! |
| September 5th, 2013 under NKOTB. [ Comments: 1 ]
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Donnie Wahlberg is the King of Vine and he has all the right stuff with his latest video. So spend a few seconds watching his video step by step and see how goofy and brilliant it is at the same time.
Kind of bummed the Blue Blooder is doing a drama and not comedy because he would be perfect in a sitcom.
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