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Nick Cannon is afraid of snakes, as I am of his trouser snake |
| November 20th, 2023 under Nick Cannon. [ Comments: none ]
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Nick Cannon did a photoshoot with two pythons, and he was scared of the giant snakes. Especially the one that pooped in his house.
And I am less scared of the pythons than the snake between the father of twelve’s legs. Because as a woman of childbearing age, when something comes out of his crotch, it could get me pregnant. And I don’t want to be baby mama #7. The money is good. But not that good. Well, that and I like pythons.
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They should’ve taken Nick Cannon to get a vasectomy |
| September 26th, 2023 under Nick Cannon. [ Comments: none ]
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Nick Cannon calls himself Hoodini because he thinks that he can escape from anything like Houdini. But he can’t get out of paying child support, and he can’t get out of being wrapped up like a mummy.
The comedian asked his friends to wrap him up in duct tape. He said he would free himself in 30 seconds, or he would give him $10,000. Well, he failed and found himself unable to get up from the ground and $10,000 poorer.
If I saw the father of 12 lying there like that, I would’ve picked him up, and taken him to get a vasectomy. Because I think that is the only way you could get him in to get snipped.
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Nick Cannon spends quality time with one of his kids |
| August 30th, 2023 under Nick Cannon. [ Comments: none ]
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Nick Cannon has 12 kids with six different women, so you have to wonder how he has the time to spend with all of them.
Today, he showed us what it is like when he goes to pick up his son, Legendary Love, with Bre Tiesi.
And with that very short video, we now know how he goes between the six households to spend time with all of his children.
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Ladies, this is why you don’t hug Nick Cannon! |
| August 28th, 2023 under Nick Cannon. [ Comments: none ]
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Ladies, Evelyn Gonzalez learned a very important lesson. Don’t ever hug Nick Cannon.
Why? Because if you do, you will wind up pregnant! Even if you use birth control pills, an IUD, a female condom, and there is no penetration. You are going to be one of his baby mamas.
So, baby #13 and counting is on its way. And Gonzalez is going to be a millionaire.
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Is Nick Cannon working on his 13th child? |
| August 25th, 2023 under Nick Cannon. [ Comments: none ]
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| https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YWKo2ZC7mU
Nick Cannon shared a video of himself in bed with one of his baby mamas, Brei Tiesi, and I wonder if they are working on his baker’s dozen and her second child with him. The two share a daughter, Legendary Love, 1.
Back to what he was doing in bed with the Selling Sunset star. They were shooting a funny video. At least, I think it was supposed to be a funny video.
I don’t know about you. But I don’t care how much money he pays me. There is no way I would get into bed with him because he has potent sperm. So unless you want to spend the next nine months pregnant and 18 years raising a kid, avoid all bedroom activities with the comedian.
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