Nick Cannon calls himself Hoodini because he thinks that he can escape from anything like Houdini. But he can’t get out of paying child support, and he can’t get out of being wrapped up like a mummy.
The comedian asked his friends to wrap him up in duct tape. He said he would free himself in 30 seconds, or he would give him $10,000. Well, he failed and found himself unable to get up from the ground and $10,000 poorer.
If I saw the father of 12 lying there like that, I would’ve picked him up, and taken him to get a vasectomy. Because I think that is the only way you could get him in to get snipped.
Ladies, Evelyn Gonzalez learned a very important lesson. Don’t ever hug Nick Cannon.
Why? Because if you do, you will wind up pregnant! Even if you use birth control pills, an IUD, a female condom, and there is no penetration. You are going to be one of his baby mamas.
So, baby #13 and counting is on its way. And Gonzalez is going to be a millionaire.
Nick Cannon shared a video of himself in bed with one of his baby mamas, Brei Tiesi, and I wonder if they are working on his baker’s dozen and her second child with him. The two share a daughter, Legendary Love, 1.
Back to what he was doing in bed with the Selling Sunset star. They were shooting a funny video. At least, I think it was supposed to be a funny video.
I don’t know about you. But I don’t care how much money he pays me. There is no way I would get into bed with him because he has potent sperm. So unless you want to spend the next nine months pregnant and 18 years raising a kid, avoid all bedroom activities with the comedian.
Jamie Foxx was supposed to host Beat Shazam again this summer with his daughter Corrine, but he suffered an undisclosed medical complication. Therefore, Fox needed someone to fill in for the ailing host, and they went with Nick Cannon.
Today, Cannon was interviewed by Extra, and he talked about how it all went down. “It was a lot. It was over text and emails,” he said. “I was actually working on something else, and they say, ‘Jamie wants you to do this.’ And I was like, ‘I’ll do anything for Jamie.’ Once I got the blessing, I’m there. I got the blessing from him and Corinne [Foxx].”
Does Cannon have the blessing to disclose what is wrong with Foxx? He does not, and he is going to respect the actor’s privacy. Then he added that when Foxx is ready to talk about it, he will. But until then, they are going to put out the information they want out there and not what some asshole wants to make up without any proof.
On that note. Can we talk about sad Billy Bush sounds trying to be all hip while talking to Cannon? In the words of K.C. and the Sunshine Band, “Baby, give it up. Give it up. Baby, give it up!”
