What causes Neil deGrasse Tyson to go over the moon? LeVar Burton is reading him Goodnight Moon to help him fall to sleep!
While the scientist got his reading in person, we can still use it to help us fall asleep at night. I know it works for me! So try it for yourself tonight!
Ever since the billionaires have been going up to space, I have wondered why Neil deGrasse Tyson has not been one of them. Now the astrophysicist explained why.
deGrasse Tyson said he doesn’t “want to boldly go where hundreds have gone before.” Ouch! However, if you offer him the chance to go to the moon or Mars, then he will sign up on day one. But going up 100 feet in the sky doesn’t get a rise out of his rocketship.
If Bezos wants to offer me his spot, I will be more than willing to take it. After all, deGrasse Tyson and I went to the same JHS, so it is like the same thing. Well, the big difference between us is that I believe that Pluto is a planet.
If aliens came to our planet, they would probably go see Neil deGrasse Tyson because he is a planetary scientist. That is unless they came from Pluto.
Anyways, if they asked him to take them to his leader, which leader would he take them to? He would bring them to Comic-Con so that they could see people that look like them. Then he pondered if people on their planet dress up as humans at their comic conventions?
And now I am imagining what aliens look like if they dressed up as us. Who would they pick as the person they would want to look like? Probably, Kim Kardashian because they have wide middles like her. That, and she looks like one of them.
Neil deGrasse Tyson is one of the most respected scientists in the World. Naturally, I was curious what he thought about the apocalyptic movie Just Look Up.
In short, it is about two scientists who discover a massive comet is hurling toward the earth, and it is a planet killer. They try to alert people to it, but no one believes them, including the President of the United States and the media. Will anyone believe them before it is too late?
Back to deGrasse Tyson, what did he think of it? “Finally saw the Netflix film ‘Don’t Look Up,’ a fictional tale of a Nation distracted by pop-culture and divided on whether to heed dire warnings of scientists,” he wrote. “Everything I know about news-cycles, talk shows, social media, & politics tells me the film was instead a Documentary.”
Wait, does this mean he tried to warn us about something, and we didn’t believe him? Is that what he is saying here? I already suffered from insomnia, and now I will never sleep. So if my JHS alum tells us there is a planet killer coming our way, listen to him and not the fake news. He knows what he is talking about, and they don’t
Neil deGrasse Tyson declared that Pluto is not a planet and that indigo is not a color. Now, the acclaimed scientist is going after Christmas.
“Santa doesn’t know Zoology,” Tyson wrote. “Both male & female Reindeer grow antlers. But all male Reindeer lose their antlers in the late fall, well-before Christmas. So Santa’s reindeer, which all sport antlers, are therefore all female, which means Rudolf has been misgendered.”
Is nothing sacred to him?
Sometimes, I am more embarrassed to say I went to the same junior high school as him than saying I went to the same high schools as Jared Kushner and the dad from Seventh Heaven. Nah, I would not go that far.