Summer family vacation time is over and if you thought your trip was bad, it ain’t nothing as compared to what happened to the people on Nat Geo Wild’s An Animal #$*% My Vacation! Tonight at 10p when you watch this show that is as brilliant as its name, you will realize that your trip wasn’t that bad. That’s because one woman got dry humped by a dolphin, another guy got a tic on his dick, while another man had a sea lion jump on lap while he was kayaking and the sea mammal thought the guy’s crotch smelled like fish. But it wasn’t only about the crotch area and animals, there was couple who was in South Africa when a baboon opened their car door and decided to jump in. But at least he remained in the back seat unlike the bear in Lake Tahoe who broke into a family’s Prius and wound up driving it away when he couldn’t get out. Oh yeah and did you know that a goat has really huge testicles when he gets excited? All of these awful holidays were caught on video and the people involved relive their tales that seem more like something out of National Lampoon’s Vacation than real life! If ever there was show that appropriate on a Labor Day, it is this one and it is just as fun as when you get home to your own bed after your awful family summer outing.
Barbie went on vacation to Cuba with her boyfriend and a dolphin got more action with her than he did. The trainer told Barbie to let the dolphin kiss her and she did. Well he took it as a sign that it was OK to come out of the water and hump her. She let him do it because what else can you do, and she paid a price for being so generous with him. According to boyfriend not only did the situation stink really bad, so did she. How many showers does one take to wash off the smell of that shame?
It is stories like this one that will make up NatGeo Wild’s An Animal #$*% My Vacation on September 3rd at 10p and I can’t wait to see what else happens to unsuspecting tourists. Watching this video made me completely disappointed because the worst thing that ever happened to me is they airline lost my luggage, and here these people can say things like a bear destroyed my Prius while I roughing it at Lake Tahoe. I need a new travel agent ASAP. Do they still have travel agents?
Maybe because UFO stands for unidentified flying objects, there is something about them that really interests me. So when I heard about Nat Geo’s Chasing UFOs, I couldn’t wait to watch this out of the world show that debuts tonight at 9p. Each episode a team of investigators will look into some of the most famous cases of UFO sightings and try to find out if they identify the unidentifiable. Ben McGee is Physical Scientist who is a skeptic, Erin Ryder does Tech and Recon and you don’t want to mess with this brave woman and finally there is self-declared UFOligist James Fox. Together the three them will go all over the world to find out if there is something out there. I will tell you after watching the first two episodes of the show that air tonight, they changed my way of thinking about flying saucers. So tune in for a show that tackles a topic we have all seen before, but in a much different way.
Today is the day we remember the soldiers who died while trying to protect us, but on National Geographic Channel we see a few of them come home and surprise their families. At 10p Witness: G.I. Homecoming shows five families’ surprise reunions after their loved ones return home from protecting our country. But isn’t just their reunions that we witness, we hear how it all came about and listen to their reactions when they see each other for the first time in a really long time. If you think that the above raw video is beyond emotional, it will make you cry even more when you hear the back story edited together with it. I cried happy tears while I watched her story and the sister who only wanted her brother at her graduation. Then there is a son who goes to his mom’s job to surprise her and his mom’s reaction will leave you grabbing for the tissues. There are a few more reunions that will tear at your heartstrings, but isn’t that what today is all about. Yes we are remember the ones that didn’t make it home, but let’s also remember the ones that do.
I want to thank all of the people who have fought and continue to fight to make us safe from harm. Thank you.
Imagine being shown video of just one unknown person in America and having to identify them? That might sound damn near impossible, but it becomes a little more plausible if you are forensic expert. And that is the premise for National Geographic’s The Great American Manhunt that debuts tonight at 9p. Forensic anthropologist Dr. Natalie Shirley, forensic psychiatrist Dr. Dan Shapiro and veteran police officer Bill Erfurth will be shown an unidentifiable person, given their clothes, hair, skin and some other effects that will help them identify the person. They will not be able to use databases, fingerprints or dental record to look into the John Doe’s ID, but instead they will have to use their smarts and investigative skills. They will give the person a name like Autograph Man and then try to figure out as much as they can. They will think they know what the person does by scars on and in their bodies and they could be right or wrong. Once they have a really good sense of what the person do for a living, they will then try to guess where the person lives. Now that they know that, they will now go to that area and pray they can find that needle in the haystack. It is incredible to watch them find just one person among the millions in the United States of America. In fact on tonight’s show they will find a person we have all heard about, and it is not by what he does for a living. If you think shows like CSI and Bones are exciting then you are really going to love watching the real life pursuit to find one person.
