I love Creature Features. I have seen them all, from rats to bees to cats to sharks to worms, but I never thought I would see one about sloths. However, that is coming on August 30th.
According to Variety, Slotherhouse tells the story of college senior Emily Young, who aims to be voted president of her sorority. When she adopts an adorable sloth, she realizes the animal can serve as the house’s new mascot and help her win votes, dubbing the animal Alpha. The new pet is a beloved addition to the sorority house until a series of deaths point toward the sloth as the prime murder suspect. The film becomes a survival story of sisters versus sloth as the girls wonder if they can make it out of Sigma Lambda Theta alive (sloths, of course, are not known for being fleet of foot).
This should be the slowest-paced Horror movie since M3GAN. Yeah, I said it. It was more set up than scary.
There is a new Saw film coming out on September 29th, and it looks like Saw X will be filled with tons of torture.
John Kramer (Tobin Bell) is back. The most chilling installment of the SAW franchise yet explores the untold chapter of Jigsaw’s most personal game. Set between the events of SAW I and II, a sick and desperate John travels to Mexico for a risky and experimental medical procedure in hopes of a miracle cure for his cancer – only to discover the entire operation is a scam to defraud the most vulnerable. Armed with a newfound purpose, John returns to his work, turning the tables on the con artists in his signature visceral way through a series of ingenious and terrifying traps.
I grew up on Horror, but I am not into torture porn. I miss the days when the killers weren’t just psychopaths who killed in the most twisted and sickest ways possible. That is why I am not a fan of most modern-day Horror. Am I the only one who feels this way?
The Exorcist is considered one of the scariest movies ever made. However, I am sure that most of the Gen Zers have not seen it. So Blumhouse is giving the 1973 feature a sequel, The Exorcist: Believer. A film that will scare the shit out of new and old fans alike.
Since the death of his pregnant wife in a Haitian earthquake 12 years ago, Victor Fielding (Leslie Odom, Jr.) has raised their daughter, Angela (Lidya Jewett) on his own.
But when Angela and her friend Katherine (Olivia Marcum), disappear in the woods, only to return three days later with no memory of what happened to them, it unleashes a chain of events that will force Victor to confront the nadir of evil and, in his terror and desperation, seek out the only person alive who has witnessed anything like it before, Chris MacNeil (Ellen Burstyn reprises her role.)
MacNeil is now an actress who has been forever altered by what happened to her daughter Regan five decades before.
The Exorcist: Believes comes out Friday, the 13th of October. Are you brave enough to see it?
I don’t know about you, but I love Christmas Horror movies. I have seen them all. So whenever a new one is coming out, I can’t wait to watch the trailer.
This holiday season, we are getting Yule Log: The Horror Movie, and I can’t wait to watch a Yule log to go around killing people.
The woods are alive with evil and monstrous, ancient entities! Two friends take their buddy to a secluded cabin to take his mind off the recent loss of his wife. What they don’t expect is a night of terror after they unknowingly burn wood from a tree that has grown from a mound once used to burn a powerful witch! The cursed timber re-awakens dark spirits and creatures, forcing them, and a stranded woman, to fight for their lives during the Night of Mothers. This Yule Log burns forever, in hell!
You can preorder the movie from SRS Cinema today and start celebrating Christmas earlier this year.
I grew up watching Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, and I adored Gene Wilder in the lead role.
So anytime I hear that they are doing another version, I expect Willy Wonka to live up to the charisma and magic that Wilder had in the role. Johnny Depp didn’t do it. And I don’t think Timothée Chalamet will either. He does not have that “It Factor” that makes him special for a role like this, at least not in this trailer.
While I don’t see him as the chocolate genius, I can’t wait to see this movie on December 15th. It feels like a fantasy adventure that is perfect for Christmastime, like The Greatest Showman or Mary Poppins.
So it will be fun to watch! That, and let’s be real, we are all going to see Hugh Grant dancing as an Oompa Loompa. We need more of him ASAP!
