ABC recently announced that Mariah Carey is going to sing the theme song for the Black-ish spinoff Mixed-ish. Today, they released her song In The Mix and maybe getting her was not the best idea.
She sounds like Daryl Hannah in Splash when she tries to say her name. In other words, it just sounds like screeching tires and that hurt my ears. I miss the days when she did earworms instead of ear bleeders.
Mariah Carey is 6 months away from turning 50. However, you would not know that looking at this photo of her in a bikini. This is what her song Sweet Fantasy is all about. Actually, I only remember the chorus, so I am assuming that is what the tune is about.
Seriously, doesn’t Mimi look fantastic? She looks better now than she has in year’s past.
While those muscular men did the #BottleCapChallenge by kicking the cap off of the bottle. Mariah Carey is not them. The singer is not a dog, so she is not going to lift her leg to mark her territory in the challenge.
However, she did leave a mark in a way that is so Mimi. She blew the lid off by hitting a high note. John Mayer, I’d like to see you try to do that. Betcha can’t.
It takes more muscles to do what she did than it does to do a round kick. I know it hurts, but y’all were beaten by a girl! A girl who knows she has the vocals to do things very few humans can do.
She is not too humble to show it. Her reaction at the end is so the diva.
Ever since I saw that impromptu sing-a-long in My Best Friend’s Wedding, I have always wanted to be part of one. It still has not happened for me, but it did happen for Mariah Carey and some of her friends.
Last night, while she was out having dinner, her song Fly Like a Bird came on. What did they do? They all sang along with the songstress. Of course, when it came time for her to hit that high note, they let her have it all to herself. Because no one’s voice can fly like a bird like hers.
Mariah Carey’s curves have been curvier in recent years, but now it is 2019. Time for the 48-year-old singer to show off her toned body. One that does not look like it belongs to a mom of twins who is just over a year away from being a member of AARP. She is looking fantastic.
Guess her figure is one of the many benefits of dating a much younger man. I need one of those.
