Madonna is a sad because her son Rocco would rather live with his dad than her. So yesterday in Melbourne she dressed up as a clown and sang the depressing Broadway tune, Send In the Clowns. I don’t know what is scarier, her singing the song or how she looks dressed up as the circus attraction. I say both together prove why kids and adults have nightmares from something that is supposed to bring us joy.
Madonna shared a topless photo of herself holding a horsewhip getting her horses, as she says, ready for the show. By the looks of the horses’ faces, just like us, they don’t want to see that. Her back is so muscular that it isn’t sexy at all. So imagine what she looks like from the front? Let’s not.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGXaDDU139k
When Madonna sings Material Girl she has her backup dancers throw a long thin veil on her; and during a recent show in Bangkok, I think she regretted that decision. That’s because it got caught on her and as they were pulling it off, it almost knocked her over. Somehow she was able to maintain her balance as she eventually helped them get that lace material off of her unscathed. Embarrassed and pissed, but unscathed. You would think after The Brits, she would’ve learned not to have her backup dancers pull things off of her. Guess not. Maybe now she did, but I doubt it.
Madonna had someone take a photo of her from above as she was getting ready for a concert in Bangkok; and I think we can all agree this is not a good look for the singer.
At first, I thought it was her son Rocco before I read the caption saying it was her. Which now has me wondering who Rocco looks like because I always thought he was Guy Ritchie’s mini-me; but now I am thinking he might be hers. Who do you think their son looks more like?
Madonna is adding to her squad, first she had Katy Perry and now she added Jessica Chastain to the list. While performing in Prague on Saturday, she invited the actress on stage to be her Unapologetic Bitch of the night. Then when the Material Girl was on the walking on the floor like a dog, Chastain slapped her butt a few times.
I guess that is the new I kissed a girl and I liked it for the decade for the Rebel Heart. Now it’s all I spanked a girl and I liked it.
