Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Lily Allen’s favourite way to unwind on tour is to watch pornography. The 21-year-old singer says when she is holed up in hotel rooms across the world the only entertainment she can enjoy on TV is X-rated movies. She told Britain’s Heat magazine: “When I travel around the world there often isn’t anything to watch on TV, especially when they don’t speak English. “But watching porn is
fine as it doesn’t need words. It’s sort of universal. I watch a lot of it and in my opinion the porn in Japan is very sick and twisted.”

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Shame she wasn’t here in Los Angeles on a Tuesday to go to Porn Star Karaoke. Sounds like she would’ve loved it! Next time you are in LA on a Tuesday, I am telling you you so have to check it out, it is a total blast. And Sardo’s has some of the best hamburgers in LA!

Now back to Lily Allen, I can so see her doing that!

Fair enough, she can be a bit gobby every now and then. But you’ve got to feel a tad sorry for Lily Allen. Having been nominated for four Brit awards, she went home with nothing. Not one. Nowt. Nadda. She lost out to Amy Winehouse in the best British female category, to the Arctic Monkeys for best album, to Take That for best single and to The Fratellis for best British breakthrough act. And to top it all off, Lil’s dad Keith was there to cheer on his daughter. ‘Cept his cheering didn’t make a smidgen of difference.
Only days ago, Lily stated that she didn’t want to go to the award ceremony because she feared she’d do a Craig David and lose out on all fronts.

Sky Showbiz (story) and Getty Images (photo)

Guess she was right, she didn’t win a single award. Oh well there is always next year…or is there? I can’t wait for her MySpace blog about this because you know it is going to be good! You know I hate admit it, but she looks great and sweet!

Maggie May’s return

Maggie May is back as you know , and I said I’d let you know some more details . I didnt want to go into to much detail but the rumours and allegations have started so here goes .

Last night we recieved a call from a man in the Leytonstone area . He said he had Maggie and had bought her  as a present for his sister , he didnt really want to give her back but was persuaded by the reward . Some friends went to meet him a couple of hours later to see if it was Maggie . Luckily it was , so they left to get the money in order to get her back . They came back and  were asked to follow the man and his two friends in a car  for a few minutes away from the main road , they did this , handed over the money and got Maggie back . Once Maggie had been handed over the young men and woman offered to sell more puppies to my friends , which made us realise that these people were obviously in the business of moving dogs .

Now I feel guilty for having given these people money and contributing to their cruel business but I love that dog and felt I had no choice .

People have been speculating that because maggie was thin and had fleas she must have run  away , MAGGGIE was tied up and in her cage in the back of a van and could not have escaped , she was stolen . The fact that she was very thin , makes me think she was mistreated ( ie not fed ) and  the fact she was infested with fleas implies she was kept with other ( maybe stolen ) animals .

Im not going into anymore detail as this is now a matter for the RSPCA and the police . Thank you again to everyone who has helped me  retrieve maggie . This has been an awful experience and people who are accusing me of neglecting my dog in some way , are distressing and hurtful , I hope this clears up the issue .

Lily

Lily Allen’s MySpace 

There is something weird about that story, but then again it is Lily Allen. 

MAGGIE MAY IS BACK

Current mood: ecstatic

Hey everyone ,

I have the best news ever . Maggie May is back at home safe and sound . She is riddled with fleas a bit sad and very thin , but thats not the point . I can’t tell you how overjoyed I am to have her back , how grateful I am to everyone who has sent kind words and helped to find her . I now know there is definitely some sense of community and goodwill left in this country, contrary to what some people might say . Anyway , it’s late and I have only just got her back , so I will leave you saying thank you . I will elaborate on how we got her back in the near future . But Happy New Year , and heres a pic of a reunited me and mags.

Lily Allen’s MySpace

Sounds like the dog just got lost and was not taken. I am glad she got her back. 

Lily Allen has publicly decried Paris Hilton, claiming her music career is a fad. The singer finds it hard to believe that Hilton has been able to secure a record contract, and is bewildered that at members of the public who have gone out to buy it. "Five years ago Paris Hilton’s album would have done really well over here (in the UK), because we didn’t have things like the Internet; we didn’t have bands like myself or the Arctic Monkeys," Allen said. "Now people can see (Paris) for what she is, and think: ‘Go away! What makes you think you have a life?’ Paris Hilton’s album did really badly over here and I just think it’s so boring and pathetic and it shouldn’t happen. It’s just laziness. People cheesy enough to buy albums like that should be killed."

Digital Spy 

Maybe because I am one of those cheesy people who wants to buy Paris’ album, I think she went a little too far saying that people should get killed. Plus 5 years ago we did have the internet and we also had bands like Blink 182, Sum 41 and Weezer (which are better than her) and we still would’ve felt the same way about Paris.

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