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A Lily Allen nip slip
May 25th, 2007 under Celeb Oops, Lily Allen. [ Comments: 1 ]


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Cheryl Cole strikes back at Lily Allen
May 17th, 2007 under Lily Allen. [ Comments: none ]

 

Cheryl Cole of Girls Aloud has fought back at Lily Allen who bashed in her blog because Cheryl bashed her because Lily bashed the people around her. Does that make sense? Anyways Cheryl used some fighting words in an interview with The Daily Mirror. "I couldn't care less if she has a d*** or not. I have had enough of her and her big mouth. Over the last few months she has called Nicola 'ugly', Sarah 'vile' and my husband 'horrendous'. I can't stand people who give it but aren't prepared to take it. She should keep her mouth shut instead of feeling sorry for herself. I left school a long time ago and I have no time for this. I'm currently on a big arena tour with the girls, singing live each night. Lily, I could find you a ticket if you'd like to experience a live arena tour – as it's the closest you'll get." This is only going to get better! I will let you know what Lily posts on her blog when she posts it because you know she will. 

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Lily Allen explains yesterday’s blog
May 14th, 2007 under Lily Allen. [ Comments: 1 ]

Monday, May 14, 2007

 

Sorry
Current mood: Better

Hi guys , I'm sorry if I worried anyone with the blog I wrote yesterday . I was feeling pretty sorry for myself , I've been reading all your comments and they have made me realise there is more to life than being thin ! So thank you . I think I was just having a hard time last week . After reading cheryl tweedys comments branding me a "chick with a dick". I was feeling pretty low and aswell as that, some of you might know I launched my clothing line for new look last tuesday , and seeing my picture in so many newspapers next to kate moss' , made me feel grotesque momentarily . I know its a silly way to feel and I am incredibly proud of myself and my achievements over the past year, there are so many good things about my life . I really am incredibly lucky . I guess it shows how much of an effect the media can have on us young ladies . As for the amy winehouse bit , someone sent me a link to a picture blog where there were some paparazzi shots of my brother and I , and there were hundreds of comments from mean sad people , saying I was a fat ugly bitch and how much better amy is than I . Usually I ignore these things , but in my heightened emotional state I let them get the better of me . My mum has come out here to keep me company and I feel much better now , I sha'nt be getting any surgery , instead I will be eating lots of bread and pasta and thinking about what to write about for the next album . I really am touched and was quite surprised at the reaction the blog received and it definitely has restored my faith in humanity .

I know I've said bad things about people in the past , though the majority of them have been blown wayyyy out of proportion , but this i mean
Cheryl if you're reading this , I may not be as pretty as you but at least I write and SING my own songs without the aid of autotune . I must say taking your clothes off , doing sexy dancing and marrying a rich footballer must be very gratifying , your mother must be so proud , stupid bitch .

Lily Allen's MySpace

Sounds like Lily Allen doesn't like to tour on her own without someone from home with her. But I also think a lot of people say so much negative stuff about her because she says so many negative things about other people. Do onto others as you want done onto yourself. 
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Lily Allen thinks she needs to lose weight
May 13th, 2007 under Lily Allen. [ Comments: 1 ]

Saturday, May 12, 2007

fat , ugly and shitter than winehouse

that is all i am , im on my own in america again . I used to pride myself on being strong minded and not being some stupid girl obsessed with the way I look . I felt like it didnt matter if I was a bit chubby cause , im not a model , I'm a singer . Im afraid I am not strong and have fallen victim to the evil machine . I write to you in a sea of tears from my hotel bed in Seattle , I have spent the past hour researching gastric bypass surgery , and laser lipo suction .

 
Lily Allen's MySpace (Thanks Gammma Grrrl)
She doesn't need to lose any weight, Amy Winehouse needs to gain some.
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Lily Allen denies that she got the letter from The UK police
May 13th, 2007 under Lily Allen. [ Comments: none ]

(photo from Daily Mail

Saturday, May 12, 2007

 

Yo , Back in the US
Current mood: confused

So i'm back in America , I landed in Seattle this afternoon . It seems that the American Immigration peoples , know things about me that I don't . Twice now I have been questioned over things that are a little dubious . A few weeks ago I was pulled over at the border driving from Canada in the US and , the lady said " Mam , it has been brought to my attention that you have been caught in possesion. " " Possesion of what ?" I replied. " I can't discuss that , mam " she said . Now she declined to comment as to where she obtained this false and foggy information . To my knowledge , I have never been arrested or charged in conjunction with any illegal substance , so I dont understand where this information was obtained . I thought it interesting , but didn't do anything about it . Then , today I was at passport control , where I was handed a massive red card and was sent to an interrogation room for questioning before they would let me in the country , the officer was very friendly this time , but what he said was equally as strange . A few weeks ago I allegedly hit a photographer . According to the newspapers , I have been sent a letter by the police asking me to report to the Police station to face questions in relation to this incident . I have not recieved any letter and I have not had any contact with the police , so it seemed odd to me that the United States Citizenship and Immigration services , should have access to such information before even I have been notified of these charges or enquiries . The Immigration officer said , " I know why youve been pulled aside." "really , why ?" I replied . "Were you charged for assulting the photographer ? Have you been to court ? " " I haven't , even been arrested , not even questioned ! I have never even spoken to a policeman in regards to this incident." HHHmmmmm , I doubt that an United States Government agency would use unreliable sources such as Wikipedia or google news , quoting tabloid goosip and lies as factual evidence , would they ?

Anyway , I look forward to the next couple of weeks here , we're playing a few gigs , and then I'm getting started on the new album . Can't wait for the festival season to get underway, and Glastonbury is gonna be amazing this year !
I hope everyones well , sorry I havent been writing much recently , I just havent had much to say . love yall x xx x x xlily

Lily Allen's MySpace 

Hmmmm? That is interesting. I hope the letter didn't come in the mail the day she left for America because then she will be a fugitive of the law, no? Can you imagine a OJ chase type of scenario? 

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