Kim Kardasian can kiss her own a$$ |
June 30th, 2016 under The Kardashians. [ Comments: none ]
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I am sure Kim Kardashian wishes she could do a Ron Jeremy, but since she can’t this is the closest she will get to doing that.
Now if it were her husband with a poster of himself, I imagine Kanye West doing something completely different with it. And now I want that image out of my head.
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Kim Kardashian doesn’t want you to look at her eyes |
June 29th, 2016 under The Kardashians. [ Comments: none ]
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You know how women tell men, who are staring at their boobs, her eyes up here? Well Kim Kardashian is a realist, so she took a Selfie cutting off her eyes because she knows no one will be looking at them.
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E! hates us. They really really hate us. |
June 1st, 2016 under E!, The Kardashians. [ Comments: none ]
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First E! gave us Keeping Up with the Kardashians, then they gave us the spinoffs Kourtney and Kim Take New York, Khloé & Lamar, Kourtney and Kim Take Miami, Kourtney and Khloé Take The Hamptons and I Am Cait. If that wasn’t enough, now Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna are getting their own show.
When is E! going to realize, the Kardashians as a whole do well, separately they fail. So stopping giving them shows. While they are at, please cancel Keeping Up with the Kardadshians too.
Signed The Average American.
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Kim Kardashian, is that you? |
May 18th, 2016 under The Kardashians. [ Comments: 1 ]
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Kim Kardashian shared a photo of herself lying in bed with no makeup on and I think it’s the prettiest she has looked in a really long time. Some people look better with all of that paint on their faces and she is the opposite. Maybe if we got to see the real her more often, we might actually like her. OK, that is pushing it, but we might like her a tiny bit better.
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How many of Kim Kardashian watermelon sized butts can you find? |
May 12th, 2016 under The Kardashians. [ Comments: none ]
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So the newest trend on the internet is can you find something in a photo. Someone posted a photo on Bored Panda with 7 miniature versions of Kim Kardashian’s naked butt incorporated into a fruit stand. How many can you find?
I have only found two, but then I realized I am looking for Kim Kardashian’s huge a$$ and I had to stop. I like eating fruit too much to have my love for it disappear because every peach I see will be remind her of her bum.
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