A few weeks ago, Katy Perry went to space for a shorter time than so people take to take a shit. However, when she came back down to earth, she kissed the ground. Because of that, everyone had another reason to make fun of her. And we were right.
Yesterday, Green Day, the little band that can, finally got their star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. So Billie Joe Armstrong literally went from the Boulevard of Broken Dreams to having their dream come true on Hollywood Boulevard. So what did the singer do when he saw his band’s name on the ground next to so many legends? He bent down and kissed the star!
And that is the correct time to do so! Another example would be when I got out of the car after the first time my 16-year-old niece took me driving, I kissed the sidewalk, And her reaction was to accidentally back up into me because she claims she “didn’t” see me.
Back to Armstrong. I love that the band is continuing to have the best time of their lives and that they are appreciating it all.
To read what my favorite American Idiot wrote about the honor, then click here!
via chicodelosconciertos Last week, Katy Perry went to space for 11 minutes, and now she is on the road with The Lifetimes Tour in Mexico City. However, after watching her dance moves, I think she had better moves when she wasn’t confined by gravity. Although it looks like gravity is still not her friend.
I dare you to say something positive about this video because I can’t.
Lauren Sánchez went up into Space today on Blue Origin with Katy Perry and Gayle King, and they all experienced weightlessness. While the future Mrs. Jeff Bezos’ body moved without gravity holding her down, her face stayed still.
I wonder if that was part of an experiment. You know, will body parts move if they are filled with fillers? Now, we know the answer. It causes body parts to remain motionless with or without gravity.
Talking about gravity not working. The Amazon billionaire was so excited to see his fiancée when she came back down to earth, he fell face-first into the dirt outside the capsule! Kind of like how Amazon’s stocks have been doing since that idiot in DC issued tariffs against China.
To see one of the world’s wealthiest men fall, then click here!
Jeff Bezos has given Lauren Sánchez so many expensive gifts (including awful plastic surgery), so what else is left for him to get his future wife?
He is giving her a trip to Space on his New Shepard’s 11th Human Flight with Aisha Bowe, Amanda Nguyen, Gayle King, Katy Perry, and Kerianne Flynn this Spring. Sánchez is leading a team of explorers on a mission that will challenge their perspectives of Earth, empower them to share their own stories, and create a lasting impact that will inspire generations to come.
Can someone tell me how Katy Perry is an inspiration for today’s generation, let alone future ones? How many female singers did the future Mrs. Bezos have to call before she settled on the California Gurl?
Back to Sánchez. Maybe because I am watching Beyond the Gates as I type this, but what if Bezos no longer wanted to marry her? So he is sending her up into Space with a one-way ticket and making it look like an accident.
He can afford to make a new compensating rocket with all the tax cuts the GOP gave him. And he can also afford to build a new wife.
UPDATE: Katy Perry released a statement about going up into Space. To see what she said, then click here!
It is a good thing that American Idol announced that Carrie Underwood is replacing Katy Perry. Because if they didn’t, I bet the California Gurl would be begging for her job back.
Perry left the singing competition show to focus on her music. She announced that she is releasing a new album next month.
Woman’s World, the first single off of 143, was a colossal flop. So today, she is following it up with Lifetimes. And it is even worse than Woman’s World.
Both songs sound like B-Sides from the early ’80s when Disco was phasing out, and musicians weren’t sure what the next sound would be.
If these are the best tunes off of 143, she better hope some other competition show wants to give you a job.
