Jeff Bezos has given Lauren Sánchez so many expensive gifts (including awful plastic surgery), so what else is left for him to get his future wife?
He is giving her a trip to Space on his New Shepard’s 11th Human Flight with Aisha Bowe, Amanda Nguyen, Gayle King, Katy Perry, and Kerianne Flynn this Spring. Sánchez is leading a team of explorers on a mission that will challenge their perspectives of Earth, empower them to share their own stories, and create a lasting impact that will inspire generations to come.
Can someone tell me how Katy Perry is an inspiration for today’s generation, let alone future ones? How many female singers did the future Mrs. Bezos have to call before she settled on the California Gurl?
Back to Sánchez. Maybe because I am watching Beyond the Gates as I type this, but what if Bezos no longer wanted to marry her? So he is sending her up into Space with a one-way ticket and making it look like an accident.
He can afford to make a new compensating rocket with all the tax cuts the GOP gave him. And he can also afford to build a new wife.
UPDATE: Katy Perry released a statement about going up into Space. To see what she said, then click here!
It is a good thing that American Idol announced that Carrie Underwood is replacing Katy Perry. Because if they didn’t, I bet the California Gurl would be begging for her job back.
Perry left the singing competition show to focus on her music. She announced that she is releasing a new album next month.
Woman’s World, the first single off of 143, was a colossal flop. So today, she is following it up with Lifetimes. And it is even worse than Woman’s World.
Both songs sound like B-Sides from the early ’80s when Disco was phasing out, and musicians weren’t sure what the next sound would be.
If these are the best tunes off of 143, she better hope some other competition show wants to give you a job.
Katy Perry released her first new song in a few years today. Woman’s World is the first single from her new album 143 which comes out on September 20th.
If you debut a new tune, you have to do a music video for it. And that is exactly what she did.
The song is supposed to be an empowering anthem for women, and yet it was obvious it was directed by a man because all of the women in it were overly sexualized.
How does having your tits on display make you a stronger woman? It just makes all the Kens go to her woman’s world.
Katy, we understand you’ve lost a lot of weight. However, think of your daughter. Don’t you want her to see you as a smart businesswoman, or do you want her to think she has to use her body to do business? Put on some clothes.
As much as I hated the music video, there was something I liked. I loved it when she got smushed by the anvil.
Katy Perry has a new song coming out on July 11th, and she is baring all to promote Woman’s World.
Well, nearly all. The singer attended Paris Fashion Week wearing just a Balenciaga fur black fur coat, ripped stockings, and heels. Therefore leaving very little to the imagination.
As a mother to a daughter, you would think she would cover up a little more as a role model to young girls.
I know I sound old. But I wish these female celebrities would cover up. It is getting to the point they are going to have to walk the red carpet naked to shock us. I am getting sick of seeing braless boobs covered with see-thru fabric.
What happened to equal rights? Let’s see the men walk the carpet with their dicks being exposed. They are covered from head to toe, and the women are almost fully exposed. I want to see if they are circumcised.
Seriously, I can’t wait for the dads’, like Orlando Bloom, Kanye West, and Jay-Z, reactions when their little girls are walking around with their full tits out just like mommy did. That is when they all will regret their decisions.
Now back to Perry, she needs to do stunts like this to get us talking about her and not how shitty the preview of Woman’s World sounds. She should have stayed on American Idol.
