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Even Katy Perry’s bra doesn’t want be seen on her |
| May 19th, 2025 under Katy Perry. [ Comments: none ]
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Katy Perry’s tour has been such a disaster that even her bra tried to get away with her.
The other night, while she was “dancing” at one of her Las Vegas dates, her bra attempted to come off. However, it miraculously stayed on. Because as she told the audience, “Sorry guys, you did not pay that much.”
Whatever they did pay was way too much. There is a drunk person at the slot machines dancing to Wayne Newton, who is more interesting than that thing she calls dancing. I have seen toddlers who can barely walk dance better than that.
Seriously, whoever is advising her hates her. Or they are being paid really well to tell her she is great and then laugh their asses off at her when she is not in the room.
I could so not keep a straight face if she asked me how her concert was. Even a high Drew Carey would be like, “I am going to put my dick in the blender Phish gave me after their show at the Sphere in Vegas because that is less painful than watching her show.”
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Hey Katy Perry, This is why you kiss the ground! |
| May 2nd, 2025 under Green Day, Katy Perry. [ Comments: none ]
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A few weeks ago, Katy Perry went to space for a shorter time than so people take to take a shit. However, when she came back down to earth, she kissed the ground. Because of that, everyone had another reason to make fun of her. And we were right.
Yesterday, Green Day, the little band that can, finally got their star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. So Billie Joe Armstrong literally went from the Boulevard of Broken Dreams to having their dream come true on Hollywood Boulevard. So what did the singer do when he saw his band’s name on the ground next to so many legends? He bent down and kissed the star!
And that is the correct time to do so! Another example would be when I got out of the car after the first time my 16-year-old niece took me driving, I kissed the sidewalk, And her reaction was to accidentally back up into me because she claims she “didn’t” see me.
Back to Armstrong. I love that the band is continuing to have the best time of their lives and that they are appreciating it all.
To read what my favorite American Idiot wrote about the honor, then click here!
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Maybe Katy Perry should have stayed in space? |
| April 25th, 2025 under Katy Perry. [ Comments: none ]
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via chicodelosconciertos
Last week, Katy Perry went to space for 11 minutes, and now she is on the road with The Lifetimes Tour in Mexico City. However, after watching her dance moves, I think she had better moves when she wasn’t confined by gravity. Although it looks like gravity is still not her friend.
I dare you to say something positive about this video because I can’t.
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Fillers don’t move in Space |
| April 14th, 2025 under Katy Perry. [ Comments: none ]
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Lauren Sánchez went up into Space today on Blue Origin with Katy Perry and Gayle King, and they all experienced weightlessness. While the future Mrs. Jeff Bezos’ body moved without gravity holding her down, her face stayed still.
I wonder if that was part of an experiment. You know, will body parts move if they are filled with fillers? Now, we know the answer. It causes body parts to remain motionless with or without gravity.
Talking about gravity not working. The Amazon billionaire was so excited to see his fiancée when she came back down to earth, he fell face-first into the dirt outside the capsule! Kind of like how Amazon’s stocks have been doing since that idiot in DC issued tariffs against China.
To see one of the world’s wealthiest men fall, then click here!
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Katy Perry and Gayle King are going to space with Lauren Sánchez |
| February 27th, 2025 under Katy Perry. [ Comments: none ]
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Jeff Bezos has given Lauren Sánchez so many expensive gifts (including awful plastic surgery), so what else is left for him to get his future wife?
He is giving her a trip to Space on his New Shepard’s 11th Human Flight with Aisha Bowe, Amanda Nguyen, Gayle King, Katy Perry, and Kerianne Flynn this Spring. Sánchez is leading a team of explorers on a mission that will challenge their perspectives of Earth, empower them to share their own stories, and create a lasting impact that will inspire generations to come.
Can someone tell me how Katy Perry is an inspiration for today’s generation, let alone future ones? How many female singers did the future Mrs. Bezos have to call before she settled on the California Gurl?
Back to Sánchez. Maybe because I am watching Beyond the Gates as I type this, but what if Bezos no longer wanted to marry her? So he is sending her up into Space with a one-way ticket and making it look like an accident.
He can afford to make a new compensating rocket with all the tax cuts the GOP gave him. And he can also afford to build a new wife.
UPDATE: Katy Perry released a statement about going up into Space. To see what she said, then click here!
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