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Is this how Justin Bieber would’ve sounded in the ’80s? |
| June 16th, 2016 under Justin Bieber. [ Comments: none ]
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Jerry Shen took Justin Bieber’s hit What Do You Mean and changed the accompanying music to synthesized pop. What we got is a modern day hit sounding like it was released when The Beeb’s parents were still just in Junior High School.
You know what, for his next album, he should like consider that bitchin’ sound because I like it better than the original. Don’t you?
Oh and he should like totally get the John Stamos mullet.
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Want to own Justin Bieber’s dreads? |
| June 2nd, 2016 under Justin Bieber. [ Comments: none ]
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Remember a few weeks ago when Justin Bieber was sporting dreads and then he shaved them off. Now his hairstylist Florido told Cosmopolitan, “We still have the dreads though, now we might try to slang them for a charity.” I wonder if they will auction them off individually or as whole. They probably could get more money if they put them up one by one. Plus, a better chance of someone using them to clone the singer.
Back to the dreadlocks, Florido explained that Justin saw someone on the ski slopes with them and decided he wanted them too. After a few days, his hair was getting knotted and breaking, so he decided it was time for another change. Thus, the shaved head. Personally, I think it is best look yet!
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Justin Bieber takes one of those underwear Selfies |
| May 28th, 2016 under Justin Bieber. [ Comments: none ]
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Justin Bieber wanted to show off his new pair of Calvins and did so by showing us what he is stuffing it with. C’mon man, you are better than this. And this time is too late to say sorry.
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Beliebers are mourning the loss of Justin Bieber’s hair |
| April 30th, 2016 under Justin Bieber. [ Comments: none ]
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There was a time that Justin Bieber was as known for his hair as his music, and those days are long gone. A few weeks ago he got dreads and there’s only one way to get rid of them. That way is to cut them all off and that leaves you with a buzz cut. So today’s buzz is all about The Beebs getting the buzz.
So the screeching sound you heard this morning was a teen girl logging on to Instagram and seeing her Idol with barely any hair. It will grow back. I think?
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Justin Bieber falls on his a$$ |
| April 7th, 2016 under Justin Bieber. [ Comments: none ]
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| https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqvR9KWAVlo
Justin Bieber learned an important lesson yesterday during his concert in Kansas City. Running on a wet slippery surface is not a smart idea because you will fall on your bum in front of thousands of people. Thus, you will become the butt of all jokes as you make an a$$ of yourself.
Is it too late now to say sorry?
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